introducing my new billford baby, fill.

fuck, you're righjt

i see we're posting Fill

oh we're going fill mode ?

Please call this recession the Trump Slump.

We need to put Trump's name on this.

if ever anything I wrote were to ever go viral, let it be this. Let everyone talk about the Trump Slump. I want to hear this term in the news.

#trump slump #trumpflation #the detrumpssion #the trumpening

#'trumpist' and 'maga' should also become equivalent to 'nazi' for American history #future generations should hear the words 'maga politician' and immediately think 'bad guy' #i want movies where a brave hero is punching magas in the face ala indiana jones

do what people during the Great Depression did with the name 'hoover'.

don't call them tent cities: call them trump cities.

My favourite thing in the world is seeing folks act like real human beings around big celebrity personalities

I love tos episode titles unironically that shit goes hard. I love you full sentence episode titles

I have been known to reference tos episode titles in my own chapter headings & you know why? Cause it goes hard as hell. There's such a specific vibe to it. I Love doing some grecian tragedy shit in space it's my favorite thing

✨there is a canadian federal election on april 28, 2025 – check your ridings and learn your MPs! 😘✨

[Plain text: there is a canadian federal election on april 28, 2025 – check your ridings and learn your MPs!]

info for voters in canada:

fun facts about the 🔹conservatives🔹:

the conservatives are against queer education, weird about women, unconcerned about climate change, & oppose overdose prevention sites

I trust you / I’m gonna figure it out

Awwww, this art is (almost) 10 years old!

Obi, Protect Them AU

Obi-Wan and Anakin stumble across Kamino years before AotC, and Obi-Wan is half dead because reasons, we’ll say they ran into some pirates, accidentally hopped into a near-unused hyperlane to Rishi Maze, and just landed on Kamino because The Force Told Anakin To Go There.

Most of Kamino does believe they are working for the Jedi in some capacity, so they provide Obi-Wan with medical care. There are painkillers. Anakin’s teary about it. Jango shows up because why the FUCK is this guy here, and ends up letting teensy tween Anakin play with toddler Boba because he doesn’t want a baby Jedi crying on him.

Obi-Wan wakes up. The painkillers aren’t super compatible with his system so he’s kind of high. He hugs Anakin. He hits on Jango. He asks where they are. He is introduced to the clones.

Anyway, this is all just an excuse to have Obi-Wan reacting to the baby clones as this gif:

If I wrote this as a fic it would probably be from Jango’s perspective as he watches a Jedi have a breakdown about not being able to protect hundreds of thousands of kids on his own. Like he recognizes that the Jedi is high as a kite because of the whole Broken Ribs situation, but the Baby Jedi is also worrying about the many babies and keeps trying to make Boba smile and Jango is. Full of many questions.

“I shouldn’t have drank whiskey… I can’t protect them.” “Master, you didn’t drink whiskey.” “Then why is my head spinning?” “You broke half your ribs so they put you on painkillers, the fuzzy kind.” “Oh my Force… I shouldn’t have broken my ribs I CAN’T PROTECT THEM–” “MASTER PLEASE STOP CRYING IT’S GOING TO BE OKAY”

Text: He is so confused. Is that a jetii? having buir panic? does not compute (screenshot via @kestrel-cat)

Jango: Kenobi’s was just acting like that because he was high. Obi-Wan: Yeah, but I bet Plo will act like that while sober.

Jango: This must be some strange and unusual Jedi who acts in ways the Jedi disapprove of. Obi-Wan: He’s on the high council.

The Kaminoans are So Confused by the emotions and just decide it’s Jango’s problem now.

Anakin, carrying a toddler up to Obi-Wan: This is Rex, I’m keeping him. Obi-Wan: What? Anakin: The Force said he’s gonna be my friend so I’m saying he’s my brother. Jango: How did you get his name? The ones that young don’t have- Anakin: Cody told me. Jango: Who–

(This obviously reminds Obi-Wan of Qui-Gon showing up with a small kid bc the force told him to.)

(The Force is really loud for Anakin, a good third of his nonsense boils down to “the Force told me to” as a kid.)

another Last Mabelcorn pixel featuring the actual unicorn plot this time

It's not just to have a "do over" that doesn't involve the original cast, it's to cut them out of the royalties. Literally the entire point is to make sure all the money made by Harry Potter goes to transphobes or people willing to work with transphobes.

If you watch it, you are supporting bigotry, hate, and oppression. That's just objective reality. All for a story that you probably have already seen in movie and book form.

#the last point is especially true since the old cast receives royalties for anything with their likeness on it#meaning the original trio still gets money for every mug with their 14 year old faces on it#if they stop making those and replace them with the new cast which they will the old cast gets cut off completely#which is again exactly what rowling wants because she cannot stand those 'ungrateful brats' as she would likely put it#and as she has last say in anything that gets made in harry potter paraphernalia this might also explain the decrease in faces on products

via @discipleofkleio

I hate Rowling so much.

There's people in the notes saying they're going to watch it anyway, and you know, I understand how you can start feeling so burned out and numb from the world that it may feel too hard to avoid things that will give you a little immediate relief in some way in order to avoid the long-term impact of funding these things.

But. If you can't bring yourself to avoid watching it, you better at least fucking pirate it.

FYI, Rowling posted this today. She is actively queerphobic, do not support this project in anyway.

I know that this was a foundational thing for so many people. I was one of them. Without Harry Potter, I probably wouldn't be the person I am today.

If you're thinking about watching this anyway because you feel all that nostalgia: It's time to grow up. It's time to move on.

Don't even hate watch it. Make it fail.

It is the easiest thing ever to simply not do anything.

i hate when top wildlife predators are just lil babies teeny tiny babies

. that is a serial killer

Who the FUCK was taking care of Heather

stopped midwatch bc i Had to. the night and the fury.

They are so fun to draw... what the hell

it really is crazy how quickly people were willing to just let chatgpt do everything for them. i have never even tried it. brother i don't even know if it's just a website you go to or what. i do not know where chatgpt actually lives, because i can decide my own grocery list.

since the back of his card sprite is pink i like the idea of giving him some sort of pink accessory for fun

he’s fashions

For your viewing pleasure, a short rtte crack i vomited out months ago and never finished

bon appetit kids