💥Scram!💥

James McNaught (Scottish, b. 1948) - Lady in Red

i think 90% of the time being like 'all my political enemies are personally miserable' is on some level cope. but when it comes to elon musk it is just obviously true and thats pretty funny

REMINDER: luigi mangione has been accused of killing the CEO, not convicted, and the evidence presented is extremely questionable. luigi mangione is NOT the claims adjuster until proven guilty beyond reasonable doubt in a court of law, and the widespread presumption of his guilt makes it much more likely he will be falsely convicted.

Cartoon smartphone with devil horns and an evil grin: Well, well, well, look who's tipsy. Better use one of my rideshare apps, drunkie. Those taxi driver unions aren't gonna bust themselves! Ha ha!!

Cartoon beer can with little angel wings and a halo appearing above my shoulder as I start my car: Hi! I'm Roadie, the Road Beer! Wanna play a fun game? It's called "drink me all up before you drive past the elementary school"!

Muffled voice coming from my glove box: Uh oh, looks like we're getting pulled over! You're gonna be real glad I decided to come along!

the only roman emperor i respect is honorius because, during his reign, rome was sacked, and when someone brought him the news that rome had perished he freaked out bc he thought they were talking about his pet bird named "rome," and when they explained that they were talking about the city he was like "oh thank god. who gives a shit"

shouldve called his ass hilarious

"At that time they say that the Emperor Honorius in Ravenna received the message from one of the eunuchs, evidently a keeper of the poultry, that Rome had perished. And he cried out and said, 'And yet it has just eaten from my hands!' For he had a very large cock, Rome by name; and the eunuch comprehending his words said that it was the city of Rome which had perished at the hands of Alaric, and the emperor with a sigh of relief answered quickly: 'But I thought that my fowl Rome had perished.' So great, they say, was the folly with which this emperor was possessed." —Procopius, The Vandalic War (III.2.25–26)

He had a what?!?!

happy (1 day late) tdov! ive always had an odd and ill defined relationship with both gender and sexuality, "trans" and "butch" being the only terms ive ever felt truly connected to, and i wanted to express some of that with this drawing. my androgynous presentation has only gotten more purposeful over time, and my pride in myself grows with it. much love, much hope to the people who need it. i love my community!

happy (1 day late) tdov! ive always had an odd and ill defined relationship with both gender and sexuality, "trans" and "butch" being the only terms ive ever felt truly connected to, and i wanted to express some of that with this drawing. my androgynous presentation has only gotten more purposeful over time, and my pride in myself grows with it. much love, much hope to the people who need it. i love my community!

It's so weird to me when people are like 'but that will cost the government money!' So what? They're the government, they're supposed to be spending money. What, you want them to take your tax dollars and then do nothing with it? Lock it all up in a big government vault and just look at it? Why are you so scared of giving a third grader lunch or a homeless person a house.

I have the kind of brain disease where my reaction to shrooms is “I have an idea for a Garfield comic”

I want to make big paintings of things and I wanna do it all the time. I love painting but if I paint I’ll starve in my stomach but if I don’t paint I’ll starve in my heart. Starving artist regardless I suppose

I wanna get back into this shit bro