eddie: so uh, i know this might not be what you expected, but buck actually got rid of his loft to be here. and hasn’t found a new place yet and i know we both like having him here, so he’s just going to keep staying with us for a little while, okay? and the couch isn’t very good for his back or his leg, so we will be sharing a room. which i know might seem unusual—
chris: can you please just be gay. it would be so much simpler