i mean yes she is a centuries old vampire who has drained countless lives with the very mouth she kisses me with but have u considered that i’m her favourite?
Does it ever get easy? You mean life? Yeah. Does it get easy? What do you want me to say? Lie to me. Yes, it's terribly simple. The good guys are always stalwart and true. The bad guys are easily distinguished by their pointy horns or black hats. And we always defeat them and save the day. No one ever dies and everybody lives happily ever after. Liar.
Buffy the Vampire Slayer – 2.07: Lie to Me
so a while back i made this post about a fic idea i had for a fuffy no powers au where joyce is dating fuckass ted, only he's not a robot in this one he's just a regular human piece of shit, and faith is living with ms. calendar etc. (it's all in the original post). anyway, to my surprise, i actually started writing it. the first chapter is up on ao3.
hopefully this isn't too annoying but i'm tagging all the people who expressed interest in the initial post. hopefully it lives up to your expectations from like two years ago lol. also thank you to @explosionshark for beta reading this. you should check out her fics too, they're really fucking good. also @transroboteeveegirl and @juanabaloo were both really encouraging and helpful!
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