thought autocomplete would take me to outlook dot com not realising id forgotten the T before i pressed enter. However was very much pleased at what it took me to instead. I think I don't want to see my emails now. I think I will stay with the oul.
Reblog daily for health and prosperity
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Tagged by @chameleon3 and @itsadeadpoet <33 ty for the tag!!
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As a current horse girl and future film girlie oh this is so correct
AAA TY FOR THE TAG!!
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…..what.
Tags (no pressure!!): @cimacally, @softfem-dom, @unfortunately-lilith, @4ust1nnn, @twobitsblade, @ryomaandgundhamkin, @windowtoluxus, @zyrtecbrainrot, @4rielle, and anyone else who wants to join!!
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Okay so freaky.. 😓😓
can NOT stop thinking abt the way you wrote yuri.... /pos ugh i love pathetic men ♡♡♡ i Know hes Loud
anon you're so real... pathetic, whiny, loud, wet blankets of men are some of my favorites. i love them. it's like, please never fucking change. you pathetic wet cat. i simultaneously want 2 laugh at you and 2 dry you off again 2 keep u warm.
a/n: well here we are again. back on my bullshit AGAIN! can't even complain though i love writing smut im so glad 2 be back 2 pulling this bullshit again. i hope u all enjoy this one bc this one took a while 2 write.
summary: you want Yuri to focus. he wants to finish.
cw: people r fucking!!!!! penetrative sex, lots of whining, slight power dynamic???, dom!reader and sub!char, etc etc.
HALLELUJAH PATHETIC MEN.
Confrontation
Bill never should’ve challenged her, cuz he had no idea what he was stepping up against >:)
- and yes they ARE playing the hardest song on EXPERT MODE
“Loser takes three shots of Hot Sauce.” - Bill
“I’m gonna make you chug that bottle.” - Lee
We call this the 🔥🎸”Guitar Hero Incident”🎸🔥
((Don’t mind the marker splotches on the otha side. I wasn’t caring about it when making this 😵💫))
Bill never should’ve challenged her, cuz he had no idea what he was stepping up against >:)
- and yes they ARE playing the hardest song on EXPERT MODE
“Loser takes three shots of Hot Sauce.” - Bill
“I’m gonna make you chug that bottle.” - Lee
We call this the 🔥🎸”Guitar Hero Incident”🎸🔥
((Don’t mind the marker splotches on the otha side. I wasn’t caring about it when making this 😵💫))
headcanon that bill plays like a set of instruments despite not liking music (WHO THE FUCK HATES MUSIC) like I could literally see him groan and whine about having to be forced to play when relatives come in and his mom wants to impress them and here we see little willy here playing the piano with the most unimpressed unamused expression, I also imagine he is forced going into recitals and he wears a suit for the occasion which he hates because it's either too bulky and he feels awkward in them or he just hates it in general for whatever reason
May I please see some general Bill dating headcanons? I'd prefer fem, but gn is great too! Thank you.
⚠️General dating HCs for bill⚠️
My man..
Bill x fem reader smut oh my god please
General smut headcanons for Bill Dickey
Warnings: nsfw, oral (male receiving), reader-afab anatomy, no specific pronouns used.
•very nervous his first time, tries to act like he knows what he’s doing but he is so lost and anxious that he slowly starts to feel like he almost can’t breathe.
•Bill will let you top his first time and let you take the reins then follow your lead. This is one of the times you see him at his most vulnerable.
•you sat him down on the bed and started kissing him to ease his tensions. Slowly taking his clothes off, he took your clothes off as well with shaking fingers.
•you make him lay down on his bed as he watches your every move, watching you slide down his pelvis to the only clothing he had left; his boxers.
•pulling his boxers down his cock sprang up from its confines. Standing at 5.3 inches with a thick base and an evident vein on the side of it. You look up to meet his gaze.
•he stares back at you feeling nervous but aroused. Sweat already collecting at his temples and redness starting to form on his face.
•you gently grab the length of his cock and kiss the head, already feeling pre cum dribble at your lips. “Holy shit.” Is the first thing you hear out of him when you lick a strip from his balls all the way up the underside of his dick.
•you start bobbing your head on is shaft and Bill started seeing stars, moaning and whimpering under your touch. you lift your gaze batting your eyelashes as you saw his expressions contort in pleasure, it was enough to make your squeeze your thighs together.
•tears pricked at the corners of his eyes as his glasses had fallen to angle, mouth open and practically panting from pleasure. You could feel him throbbing and twitching in your mouth.
•you pull off of his cock with a pop and he whines at the loss of you, the cold air of the room hitting his shaft making his body shiver.
•you climb back on top of him and straddle his waist.”are you sure your ready? Remember stoplight.” Stoplight was your safe word you both agreed on prior. “Yes I know, just fu-uuuck me.”
•his words trailed off as you positioned and pushed his tip in,And slowly sliding down his pulsing cock. When you bottomed out You gave him a minute to adjust to the new feeling.
•you hear him moan and grab at your thighs, urging to move without verbally telling you. You start off at a painfully slow pace to get him acclimated to the new sensation, and to tease him as well.
•he’s putty in your hands at this point, moaning and blabbering under you, pleading you to go faster. “Oh my god, fuck, please go faster..god ride me like a saddle!” And very talkative too.
•you pick up a faster and harder rhythm than before, sending Bill into cloud nine. He doesn’t warn you when he comes, but you can tell he was close by his uneven breathing and his attempt to thrust up into you and meet your methodic pase.
•you initiate most of the after care. Poor boy couldn’t even stand up and walk properly without your help. You had a sense of pride when you helped him to the bathroom and having to carry him because his knees kept buckling.
He's my whore now
tumblr irl meetup but we won't say who is who, instead you get a list of all the blog urls that are attending and you have to try to match each person with their blog. You can ask questions but you can't ask for the blog name directly.
it's like crime dinner but instead you gather clues by observing who laughs at which dick joke.
Pulling out a brainrot meme and the one who laughs harder it's @suiana