"Stay your pretty eyes on course."

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
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Greetings and Salutations

I’m Rubin, your local fandom geek that’s seemingly incapable of sitting in a chair correctly.

Currently, I have nothing to put on a “DNI” list. Though I do use the block button whenever I deem it necessary - it’s nothing personal, I’m simply curating the online experience I want to have.

My hyperfixations tend to burn hot and fast, but never completely extinguish. If you’ve followed me for content in a specific fandom and I’ve since moved on, chances are high that I’ll post about it again.

ART REQUESTS ARE OPEN.

Rules here -> https://www.tumblr.com/rubinaitoart/774602226254610432/im-probably-going-to-open-up-commissions-soon-i

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If you’re looking for fandom specific blogs, you may be interested in:
@arcanarubinaito - The Arcana: A Mystic Romance.
@voltronrubinaito - Voltron: Legendary Defender
@merlinrubinaito - The Adventures of Merlin

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In case you’re having a bad night — Link

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I really need to get some new clothes. I work at a store that sells clothes. Surely I should be able to purchase some after my shift?

No, the executive function in my head has apparently declared shopping at my place of employment to be Taboo™️, and will not permit me to do such a thing.

I have an employee discount, come on brain.

rubin rambles
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thetoxiczombie

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This panic happens like every few months.

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It’s 2018 all over again.

tumblr context being: 2018 tumblr was run on a skeleton crew and this year it’s a good chunk of the tumblr staff have been laid off by the parent company tumblr will probably be fine this place is like a cockroach it just! won’t! die!!!! but also it doesn’t hurt to back up your blogs 👍 this is a psa hall of fame
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Got out of the shower, and grabbed my towel just to find a spider on it.

We were both pretty taken aback, she started scrambling around trying to find a way off and I started scrambling around to try and find somewhere to let her climb onto (I wasn’t sure how well she’s take to climbing on my hand, she seemed pretty distressed!.

After about thirty seconds of us both panicking and trying to get out of each other’s way, I fumbled the towel and she fell somewhere on me, probably my hand. I couldn’t see her—too focused on seeing if she was on the towel—but eventually she put out a web and dropped down to the floor, and now she’s holding very very still, with her arms up defensively.

I’m sorry ma’am, I didn’t mean to disturb your nap 😭 I should have just grabbed the hand towel and let you keep mine for a while longer.

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Poor girl landed on the shower floor so she was frozen up because she was surrounded by water. I found something dry for her to climb onto and deposited her somewhere else so she could go on her merry little way.

I think she’s feeling better, she was much less frantic once she was on something dry.

rubin rambles spiders

Got out of the shower, and grabbed my towel just to find a spider on it.

We were both pretty taken aback, she started scrambling around trying to find a way off and I started scrambling around to try and find somewhere to let her climb onto (I wasn’t sure how well she’s take to climbing on my hand, she seemed pretty distressed!.

After about thirty seconds of us both panicking and trying to get out of each other’s way, I fumbled the towel and she fell somewhere on me, probably my hand. I couldn’t see her—too focused on seeing if she was on the towel—but eventually she put out a web and dropped down to the floor, and now she’s holding very very still, with her arms up defensively.

I’m sorry ma’am, I didn’t mean to disturb your nap 😭 I should have just grabbed the hand towel and let you keep mine for a while longer.

rubin rambles spiders
the-razzdazzler
generalgrievousdatingsim

i was so sad, i drew a little bat so i wouldn’t be sad. and now i am no longer sad.

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here is a little bat to banish your sadness

conquerorwurm

This nice little bat reminds me of this other nice little bat who was drawn in the 1200s:

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artist in 2020 shaking hands with artist in 1200
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This is the only website where I routinely see people say things like “oh this reminds me of something I recently saw from the 1200s”

tumblr is populated by vampires and eldritch creatures trying to masquerade as regular humans hall of fame bats art