How bad of an age gap is bad if I'm desperate enough
Things in case I die:
â—Ź keep all my social medias up as a archive
â—Ź all my Polaroid pictures and pictures on my wall should be given to the people in the photo
â—Ź I want my journals so on ebay or sum cuz even tho their full it'd probably be a entertaining book to someone
â—Ź my friends can take whatever from my room, ash gets the vibrator tho
â—Ź stella can be given to the haunt, but my stilts go to tim
â—Ź Aubrey gets fishbones
â—Ź the week I die I want my insta acc log in to be given to kai and I want him to keep reposting shit on my story and see how long it takes people to notice I'm dead đź¤
● I want my body either taxidermied or cannibalized in a nice meal, like put it on ice and have a professional chef cook up sum really tasty shit and have a dinner party with all my friends but it's ok cuz I want it. Then they gotta document the taste and someone has to publish an article on the flavor profile of human meat, cannibalism isn't technically illegal and hey if I die by suicide ain't no one getting charged. This way the world will finally have a flavor profile of human meat from actually SANE people 🤩 (I've thought about this for awhile)
â—Ź my old tiktok account has to have a video posted saying it was all of my followers fault even if I like died in a car accident or sum shit, mainly becuase I think it would be funny but also becuase I like lying and now that I'm writing this my family Will feel obligated to do it. So yeah
â—Ź If I have a funeral. I want the playlist to be strictly will wood songs
â—Ź if open casket, I must be wearing a clown outfit
K that's all
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good things will happen 🧿
things that are meant to be will fall into place 🧿
passionate-lovely-soul
THIS ONE FUCKING WORKS. REBLOG IT.
tiny-kt
this for real fucking works
Apparently this one fuckin works, and who am I to argue with the collective agreement of tumblr. Will report back if good things happen.
Please I need it
Surviving a suicide attempt and no one really knowing it even happened is kinda funny cuz I'll be talking to someone casually and they'll be like "so what'd you do over christmas break" and I'll respond with oh you know this that, was in the hospital after I tried to kill myself, but ya know all good now!
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The arcane writers needed to be hugged as children. Spoilers ‼️‼️. YOU MOTHER FUCKERS HAVE KILLED EVERYONE. Not just that. YOU LET EVIL ALCHEMIST SCIENTISTS BRO GET A HAPPIER ENDING THEN THE BOY SAVIOR MY GOAT EKKO. Jinx and ekko needed more time. Baddy daddy vander done died to many times to count. Done killed jink and her daughter. My husband viktor done disintegrated. Jayce I never really like u but u were hot and bagged that baddie Mel. Genuinely someone give these writers a pat on the back and let them know anti depressants and cuddle buddies exist. Anyways I have not cried this hard in a while. Fuck this series on my mama (I loved this show). SEASON THREE WHEN?‼️. I need to cope harder. Also I know Silco been gone but I love that dilf just wanted to add that 👅.
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JINX REMEMBERS THE TIME LOOPS!
I'm probably gonna get a lot of nay sayers on this, but I don't care. I believe Jinx was fully aware of Ekko rewinding time. Here's why:
We know Jinx is medically enhanced with Shimmer. It has become fully integrated into her system, as we've seen her use it multiple times to move at super fast speeds (especially during a fight).
But it gets even better: She appears to actually glitch through time, when using it. She's THAT fast. Here's a few screenshots that show her partially glitching through time. In a few of them, she almost disappears entirely.