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Ava Maddox.

Fri, 11 Apr 2025 13:15:38 -0400

Ava Maddox.
Ava Maddox, I already miss you, queen 😔

I can’t stop thinking about this quote from ch44. I can’t even really articulate why just… I love…

Fri, 11 Apr 2025 13:02:56 -0400

I can’t stop thinking about this quote from ch44. I can’t even really articulate why just… I love it when the most aloof character gets this moment where the depth of what they actually feel is alluded to, even if it’s just for a second… Oh Ava my beloved.

i go to the shop and I ask if they have any raspberries. they say no, they used to sell raspberries,…

Fri, 11 Apr 2025 12:58:26 -0400

rioblitzle:

i go to the shop and I ask if they have any raspberries. they say no, they used to sell raspberries, but they haven’t had any in stock in the last 15 years. I ask if there’s somewhere else I can go to buy raspberries. They say no, with confidence and pride, they’re the only shop around who has ever sold or will ever sell raspberries. Other shops might sell other fruit, sure, but they have a monopoly on all raspberries forever. I ask if they’re possibly planning on them selling them again in future? they say they can’t tell me that.
on the way home, I encounter someone eating raspberries. I ask and they tell me that they grow their own, they got some seeds from the shop back in The Raspberry Days and kept them. They take me to a field of many beautiful raspberry plants and invite me to pick my own, they’re free for all the town to pick whenever they’d like.
someone comes up behind us. It’s the shop manager, President of Nintendo Shuntaro Furukawa. he hatefully throws a bob-omb that blows up and kills both of us instantly for stealing 200 trillion dollars worth of potential Raspberry Shop That Doesn’t Do Raspberries Anymore profits that they weren’t making and then he turns around to the camera with a big thumbs up and says don’t do piracy or something ok please

It’s so weird to me when people are like ‘but that will cost the government money!’ So what? They’re…

Mon, 07 Apr 2025 08:34:11 -0400

jackedjacket:

It’s so weird to me when people are like ‘but that will cost the government money!’ So what? They’re the government, they’re supposed to be spending money. What, you want them to take your tax dollars and then do nothing with it? Lock it all up in a big government vault and just look at it? Why are you so scared of giving a third grader lunch or a homeless person a house.

Sun, 06 Apr 2025 15:14:41 -0400

mrsjdavis:

ospreyonthemoon:
gamer-crow-deactivated20250412:
vrumblr:
cheshiregrinfu:
wasabikitcat:
lostwoodscutie:
Documenting what is quite possibly the best exchange I have ever seen on this website.

He will not be exiled again
I enjoy all parts of this post. The trans leash, the confusion, the heartfelt display of affection we give to our pets. The biography, the history lesson, and the morality of keeping cats indoors are all bonuses.
Hey thats me again.
Anyway guess whos 18 now!!!
Frank
This post has EVERYTHING…

you guys know you can get USB connectable CD, dvd, and blu-ray players right. and you can buy…

Sat, 05 Apr 2025 15:35:30 -0400

fleshadept:

you guys know you can get USB connectable CD, dvd, and blu-ray players right. and you can buy external hard drives with crazy amounts of space for an amount of money that would make the average person from 2009’s head explode bc of how cheap it is. and if you do this and get ripping software such as handbrake for CDs and DVDs and makeMKV for blurays you can both own a physical copy of whatever media you want and make it accessible to yourself no matter where you are. do you guys know this

earlier this week Twitter user ppuccin0 tweeted about a fashion article that advised against tops…

Wed, 02 Apr 2025 01:31:56 -0400

bigbigbigtruck:

sugarsaltreading:
sugarsaltreading:
earlier this week Twitter user ppuccin0 tweeted about a fashion article that advised against tops with large floral patterns, saying the wearer was in danger of looking like a “ロマンティックおばさん,” or a “romantic auntie.” the tweet went viral with many agreeing that a “romantic auntie” sounded like a very nice thing to aspire to be, and some even posted illustrations or photos tagged with the trend
illustration by Toyota Yuu (author of Cherry Magic)
illustration by 141shkw/Sora Midori (author of Beautiful Curse)
photos by Takinami Yukari (author of Motokare Mania and Watashi-tachi wa Mutsuu Ren'ai ga Shitai or “We Want A Painless Romance”)
illustration by m:m (mangaka of Matataki no End Roll)
illustration by ooinuai (mangaka of Onikui Kitan)
illustration by ma2 (mangaka of The Reason We Fall In Love)
BONUS:
Twitter user WomeGa55 drew some art of “Romance Auntie x Combat Auntie”
IT GOT BETTER

this is the single worst way i’ve ever read to describe an erection, frank herbert

Wed, 02 Apr 2025 01:15:54 -0400

morrithal:

intermundia:
ALT
this is the single worst way i’ve ever read to describe an erection, frank herbert
@coltonclay don’t think you’re getting away with this one

Wed, 02 Apr 2025 01:11:49 -0400

mananabuffins:

knightofleo:
I’ve never seen a more deserved cat slap

justalurkr: izhunny:ruffboijuliaburnsides: cobrilee: gingersnapwolves: fozmeadows: rudesby: kn...

Wed, 02 Apr 2025 01:05:30 -0400

justalurkr:

izhunny:
ruffboijuliaburnsides:

cobrilee:

gingersnapwolves:

fozmeadows:

rudesby:

knottahooker:

judgebunnie:

feferi:

missvoltairine:

it has been like at least eight years and sometimes I still think to myself, when I am tired, “but I am le tired… well then take a nap! AND THEN FIRE ZE MISSILES” even though in retrospect that is like one of the most embarrassingly unfunny videos to ever come out of the internet

tbh i still start sentences with “hokay, so” at least 3 times a day

same, aggressively so. I also still use “wtf, mate.”

#i have no idea what this is referring to #but i’m relieved to know i’m not the only one out there randomly quoting old internet videos #some shit is always hilarious to me (x)

OH MAN

LET ME LEARN YOU A THING

who doesn’t think this is STILL AS HILARIOUS as it was when we all watched it over and over and over again 15 years ago?

I’ve reblogged this before and will doubtless reblog this again because MY ENTIRE GROUP OF FRIENDS WAS SO OBSESSED WITH THIS VIDEO IN 2002/2003 THAT WE COLLECTIVELY BANNED ANY MENTION OF IT EVER AGAIN

AND YET

WE ARE NOW GROWN-ASS ADULTS IN OUR THIRTIES

AND IT STILL GETS QUOTED FROM TIME TO TIME

I HAVE THE WHOLE THING MEMORISED

TO THIS DAY, MY MOTHER REGULARLY SAYS “BUT I AM LE TIRED” BECAUSE OF A VIDEO I SHOWED HER IN FUCKING HIGH SCHOOL

THIS IS AN ICONIC PIECE OF INTERNET HISTORY AND I WILL FIGHT ANYONE WHO SAYS OTHERS

my wife and I still regularly say “hokay so”, “but I am le tired” and “and some big meteor’s like ‘well fuck that’.” Fucking iconic.

I HAVE NEVER SEEN THIS BEFORE AND I’M SO GRATEFUL FOR THIS POST BECAUSE I’VE SEEN IT NOW AND I CAN’T STOP FUCKING LAUGHING

God how has it been that long

Happy Anniversary to this twenty year old flash epic!

AND IT IS UNFORTUNATELY SOMEWHAT EVERGREEN 2025

sorry, “i break everything i touch - you already broke me”????????? what the fuuuuuuuck

Tue, 25 Mar 2025 17:08:23 -0400

thefebruaryfriday:

sorry, “i break everything i touch - you already broke me”????????? what the fuuuuuuuck

midnight burger fans, if you aren’t already listening to the Hwat?! Weekly podcast you should check…

Sun, 23 Mar 2025 17:09:55 -0400

apointofsingularity:

midnight burger fans, if you aren’t already listening to the Hwat?! Weekly podcast you should check it out
it’s literally just joe and finlay being adorable for approximately one hour per week
i believe they originally conceived of it being a recap of the news from the previous week but it has rapidly descended into joe and the listeners just telling finlay cool science facts
it’s great, highly recommend

@trans-meowsculine

Sun, 16 Mar 2025 11:52:48 -0400

orangecatvideos:

@trans-meowsculine

I was walking through the toy aisle at Target when I found this thing and had a VIOLENT AND…

Sun, 16 Mar 2025 11:49:17 -0400

dragons-locator:

udnergecko:

bunjywunjy:
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nuggsmum:
crochetninja:
bunjywunjy:
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digitaldiscipline:
bunjywunjy:
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bunjywunjy:
I was walking through the toy aisle at Target when I found this thing and had a VIOLENT AND IMMEDIATE FLASHBACK to when JP first came out and they had a bunch of REALLY COOL T Rex toys that I would have sold one of my scrawny small-child limbs for but my mother wouldn’t get me one because they were “too violent and also ate people” :(
hnn I WANT IT SO BAD
on closer inspection, it makes a lot of really obnoxious noises and is also Too Expensive. BUT FEAR NOT I found this slightly smaller dude wedged in the back!
IT HAS BITE ACTION, AND THAT’S THE ONLY THING THAT MATTERS
now we enter the testing phase
yup. looks good.
Extreme Chompin T-Rex says IT’S NEVER TOO LATE TO FOLLOW YOUR DREAMS
Can we take a moment to appreciate that we can use this as a rosetta stone to say “EXTREME CHOMPIN’ “ in four languages?
OH SHIT YOU’RE RIGHT, let me check the garbage to see if it’s still there! hopefully I didn’t destroy it in my excitement
*roar sound effect*
IMPORTANT UPDATE:
update update: I re-sized her collar and found a bag of toy bones at the craft store. I haven’t put this much effort into a non-school thing since my last job search, help
(secret bonus: the other side of her tag)
There’s more!
I love.
I saw that people are reblogging the thread again, so I thought I’d give you all an update on how Wexter is doing!
(just fine)
Wexter And The Case Of Her Continuing Marvelously Naughty Garden Adventures
OP and Wexter can break all my toes and I would still send a thank you card
Wexter says SHE WOULD NEVER DO SUCH A THING (but she might chew your ankles a little bit maybe)
so it’s come to my attention that at some point this weekend Wexter blew past 100,000 notes, and I for one think that’s very cash money of her.
it’s been a few weeks, I suppose we should check up on the AHSGSHGAFB?!
ajdhf.
well that’s just,,,
REXCELLENT
two hundred THOUSAND notes???!?!
HELL
YES
HELL
FUCKING
YES.
Nearing on 375K Notes!!! What in the Paleolithic are y'all gonna do when they top 400K?!
cry, probably
Reblogging to get you one note closer to crossing the 400k mark!
IT’S TIME
YOU MANIACS. okay, here we go!
HAIL TO THE QUEEN
LONG MAY SHE REIGN!
(she was a skater Rex, she said see you later Rex, she’s finally hit 400k!)
we’re coming to you live from Halloween 2022, where Wexter continues to be ridiculously jawsome!
this year we’re doing a much-beloved character from classic literature, “Dracula with inappropriate straw hat”
thanks everyone, may your weens be hollow and your candy be many!
hey! HEY. it’s Halloween 2023! AND YOU’LL NEVER GUESS WHAT WEXTER IS DRESSED UP AS THIS YEAR.
she’s… (WEXTER! here girl!) she’s a… a…..
she’s a T. Rex.
GOTTEM!

Halloween 2024.
ERASERHEAD BABY.
ohshit

we have to get wexter to 1 mil right

I was walking through the toy aisle at Target when I found this thing and had a VIOLENT AND IMMEDIATE FLASHBACK to when JP first came out and they had a bunch of REALLY COOL T Rex toys that I would have sold one of my scrawny small-child limbs for but my mother wouldn’t get me one because they were “too violent and also ate people” :(
dragons
DRAGONS LOCATED

Sun, 16 Mar 2025 00:58:28 -0400

nikayna:

Sat, 15 Mar 2025 21:47:46 -0400

mweedowo:

aw hell yeah

Wed, 12 Mar 2025 20:17:04 -0400

bonnetsharks:

rainbirdsky:
aw hell yeah
goth manta goth manta goth manta goth manta goth manta
Link.
ITS THE NIGHT YORB

ok not to be that guy but like. labor rights and working class rights can coexist with 24h services…

Tue, 11 Mar 2025 14:44:55 -0400

knitmeapony:

tiredtief:
knitmeapony:
overcaffeinated-aro:
ok not to be that guy but like. labor rights and working class rights can coexist with 24h services and late amenities. its certainly hard to do so without worker exploitation in this political and social environment, it’s not a conflict likely to resolve overnight. but 24h services are important and especially valuable to those of us that are disabled or are on a different circadian rhythm. in fact more professional, health, and government services should be available or at least possible to work on asynchronously (if applicable) during late or odd hours, while workers also get sufficient pay for their labor and proper consistent scheduling. this would be much easier on the workers with night schedules if the entire professional world didn’t grind to a halt at 5pmEST
I reblog this like nine times every time I see it, because not only would I love to be able to go to a thousand little third places like a public library or an arcade or a cafe that’s just opening up at 2:00 a.m., but I would absolutely kill for a job that’s like 6:00 p.m. to 1:00 a.m.
I totally think that we should split the day into four shifts with a half hour or an hour overlap and you would find people happy to do the work if it paid a living wage. 7-hour shift with a paid one hour lunch, so you’re at work 35 hours a week but it’s really a 30 hour work week.
Midnight to 7:00 a.m.,
6:00 a.m. to 1:00 p.m.,
noon to 7:00 p.m.,
6:00 p.m. to 1:00 a.m.
Even for something with a lot of regimented coverage like nursing, this would give you a ton of consistency and crossover time between shifts and even for emergency situations when you don’t have time to sit down for your whole lunch, a 7-hour shift with a few breaks is doable without feeling fucking broken at the end of it.
Like this is just a noodle that a tired person is typing into their phone at the end of the day. There are no doubt even better ways to schedule things that just take a little time and consideration to figure out. It is all so very doable.
Adding to this, the most common long-shift workers are medical workers. It is very common for nurses, doctors, surgeons, and pharmacists to be pulling 12h+ shifts, often back-to-back. I feel like it should be universally understood that being this tired and burned out in a medical profession is a serious concern and a risk to patients. The last thing we need in 24h services like hospitals and urgent care/emergency rooms is tired people making mistakes. @knitmeapony’s proposal or something like it could literally save lives.
Absolutely yes! It also leads to both ageism and ableism in the medical profession, even when folks haven’t completely burned themselves out. It’s a self-sustaining problem.

my dealer: got some straight gas. this strain is called “daylight savings time” youll be zonked out…

Sun, 09 Mar 2025 23:33:48 -0400

raylangivins:

my dealer: got some straight gas. this strain is called “daylight savings time” youll be zonked out of your gourd
Me: yeah whatever. i dont feel shit.
1 hour and 5 minutes later: dude I swear it’s only been 5 minutes
my friend the oven, pacing: the smart devices are lying to us

Doctor: $140,000 a year

Sun, 02 Mar 2025 14:24:42 -0500

capricorn-0mnikorn:

athelind:

beardedmrbean:
azzy-the-christian-furry:
bisexualshakespeare:
raevenlywrites:
worldheritagepostorganization:
kolbye:
hokuto-ju-no-ken:
pukicho:
bog-dweller-official:
pukicho:
boob-a-chu:
trilllizard420:
pukicho:
trilllizard420:
pukicho:
Doctor: $140,000 a year
Furry artist on Patreon: $160,000 a year
i think you’re lowballing the furry art amount tbh
I’m sorry for the inaccuracies, Doctor Yiff
no matter how I respond to this I don’t look good, well played. i walked right into that
Well, furry artists are typically more competent and courteous than your average doctor, so I can see that.
Did you just legitimately tell me that a person who draws wolf ass is more competent than a dude who spent 8+ years in a university to give you your lung transplant?
doctors are bullshit and furry artists perform an infinitely more valuable service to society compared to them
You will die in 7 days
It took doctor’s like 10 years to diagnose what was wrong with me, some insisting I was faking for attention while a furry artist I knew just went “that sounds like crohn’s” after hearing me complain once and ended up being right
Also I can’t go to a doctor and ask them to draw Rouge the Bat wider than she is tall with tits to match, now can I
You could if you weren’t a fucking coward
World Heritage Post
Art by coolfrogdude together at last
[ID: a comic illustrating the above thread as if it was happening in a theater. The users are mostly shaped like their icons, pukicho is a pikachu and hokuto-ju-no-ken is a gengar. The last panel is gengar looks back where a speech bubble comes out of the crowd to say, “you could if you weren’t a fucking coward.” /end]
I can’t believe I’m actually seeing this post
Magic of tumblr,

I am morally obligated to add the YouTube video whenever this thread crosses my dash

I’ve seen this thread more than a few times. But this is the first time I’ve seen this video. So thank you for your service.