with how much time my cat spends in his litter box (and how loud that time is), i can only assume he has the greatest litter zen garden in the lands
(via babybunnywings)
sometimes god gives you the will & the means to eat inordinate numbers of grapes & you must take this as your blessing & your duty
The god is dionysus.
(via dehydratedlydia)
Nobody falls in love anymore. It’s all red flags and do you go to therapy. How about do you have a burning passion in your soul and a little bit of madness.
(via shirleyjacksonesque)