ANDY GOLDSWORTHY, Ice Star, 1987
jim henson, frank oz & don sahlin showing off how to make various characters with a “whatnot/anything” muppet, 1969
there is such a thing as fireworks. there is such a thing as earthworks, and waterworks. why no airworks? really makes you think.
Clearly this is evidence that the paradigm of the Western classical elements is incorrect.
Note however that the works pattern works completely for the Chinese classical elements: wood, fire, earth, metal, and water.
your mind
Top left clockwise: Keith groover, Jordan Simons, Bret Crow, Harry Hansen
WHAT holy shit that’s wildly cool
cop donut stereotype is bad because being fat and eating many donuts : hot. but police officers: not hot. the humble donut, one of the most sexual foods, the reliable donut. we should take this practice and give it to a different more sexy profession, such as electrician, or professor of linguistics
this is hilarious because all my life i’ve been struck by the utter sexlessness of the american donut. the twee colors, signifying nothing, slathered over identical, dry and bland dough. the mass produced uniformity… yeah, that’s a cop food, i buy that. just because something has a hole doesn’t mean it’s sexy, everybody has some sort of a hole. any picture of a polish donut feels positively indecent in comparison.
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ALThow does anyone get from this to that without active desexualizing is beyond me
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miri-tiazan asked:
Wait, orcas murder things by yeeting them up into the air? What part of that kills them?
bunjywunjy answered:
the part where a 6-ton animal cannonballs into them at 30 mph and reduces all of their internal organs to a fine paté
this:
is functionally identical to the human experience of not looking both ways, getting clipped by a speeding semi, and being sent flying through the front window of the 7-11 across the street (except that the semi doesn’t turn around and eat you afterwards)
So first of all, the orca weighs the same as between two and three minivans. See? And it can reach speeds of 35 miles per hour. So. Basically anything it does to you at speed is going to completely wreck you or almost any other creature alive on the planet
But then! look at this gif of an orca doing the specific tail yeet that was mentioned
full the force required to launch a seal like that is probably lethal by itself. Right? but then the seal reaches an estimated 80 feet (24 meters) ! at which point the surface of the water itself is often lethal to humans falling from that height, so, idk about seals but i bet the fall itself is basically like getting hit with the same truck a second time.
here you can see the relative size of an adult orca and the seals they hunt this way
this is like if a soccer player kicked a house cat full force.
bonus: here’s a gif showing what the tail slap would look like from underwater, and, idk about you, but this one creeps me out. Like, it’s super cool, but also, goosebumps
may i remind you: weighs the same as three minivans. Moves as fast as suburban traffic. Hyper carnivore all meat diet, develops special unique hunting techniques for murdering many many different kinds of animals in all sizes, lots of them mammals - from bite-sized otters to the biggest whales. Close to same intelligence as a human.
“If I had time travel I’d kill Hitler” “If I had time travel I’d stop my favourite politician getting assassinated” you’re all thinking way too small. If I had time travel I’d stop Neil Armstrong and Buzz Aldrin from dying on the moon due to Soviet sabotage, kicking off the Great Nuclear War and devastating half of the planet.
Good Job.
It’s from two days ago fam how many times could there have been
do you think no one else has time travel
Happy one month anniversary to this post that has not allowed me a single day of fucking peace since I made it.
wow if only you had a time machine
Honestly having reached a billion notes I think it’s safe to say that in the Year of our lord 2041, this is the most popular tumblr post out there.
I’m killing your parents before you’re born
Still here, why’d you hesitate @derinthescarletpescatarian
Your mum’s ability to hold up under active gunfire was really hot. I’m your dad now.
Isn’t that the plot of Terminator
Where do you think the plot for Terminator came from?
This is such a classic trainwreck post that has the vibes of a 2014 screenshot posted to Pinterest and then the last addition is just last Tuesday I can’t even
Imagine how I feel
This post is a goldmine
This post is an eagle that has a taste for my liver
Prometheus’ eagle had to get the idea from somewhere.
OH MY GGOD
Op this post will never die lmao
oh wow this post is really not doing well compared to the numbers it’s getting in the other branches of the multiverse.
Oh yeah btw to that guy that said this post has 1M in 2041
Amelia
holy shit. where did the original point go. i feel like i just traversed through a fever dream
How do you think I feel
seeingeyecatgirl
