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A blob in the shape of a man.

@revived-duck

If you know me in real life. leave or never look me in the eyes again. he/they

reblog if you’re a safe place for:

  1. lesbian
  2. gay
  3. bisexual
  4. transgender
  5. queer
  6. pansexual
  7. demisexual
  8. ace
  9. hopeless romantics
  10. cis-men
  11. cis-women
  12. non binary folks
  13. the whole spectrum etc…
follow everyone who reblogs ;)

If you don’t reblog, then you are not welcome here.

sometimes your distress does indicate you should stop and respect your limitations. at other times it's more of a baby aquatic mammal being introduced to water for the first time thing. Too bad the difference is so hard to tell.

Abolish Tesla.

Elon uses his overvalued Tesla stock as collateral for all his loans.

If the stock price crashes, banks will ask for their money back.

The Twitter deal alone would break him - twitter has tanked in value, he couldn't sell it to pay off his loans.

Please, oh please. Not just well deserved karma, it would be so fucking funny.

well, well, well ^_^

January 27 ($397.15) to February 26 ($290.80)

✨Like to charge and reblog to cast✨

fished through my tumblr over dinner tonight to find this post bc i quote it all the time and i wanted to show my pal who’s a twin. his face fell. “that’s us”

his eyes were bloodshot and his mouth agape. i think he’s just in awe at how funny it is and i go “lol who’s sniff and who’s whimper” and he goes. “no. THAT’S US.”

called his brother to get here asap with the hard drives of the day they were born, spent the next hour doing a deep dive to find the source of this image and analyzing the video. the only differences are the sheet and crib they’re in but we think they may have been moved to a secondary location between the video and this image because their features are identical and the hats are the EXACT same down to how they’re resting on their heads, and they were not provided by the hospital.

i quote sniff and whimper every day. i show everybody i know this gif i think it is that funny. my friend and i were laying on the ground like two hours before dinner going “i’m sniff..” “i’m whimper!” in little voices.

i fucking know sniff and whimper. i’ve known sniff and whimper all along.

being on my period makes me feel like a wounded forest animal trying to find a warm dark small place to die

just blocked a bunch of terfs, and as op may well be aware already, they’ve been rbing the unedited version of this post. on the brighter side, you can now hover over several radfem blogs and see some variation of this

Yeppp. That’s why I had to add the banner. Blocking them is like whack-a-mole.

…..ok

my bf found the image so i can explain it now

my mom would write bible verses on like anything when i was younger so this happened

OH THATS REALLY FUNNY

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easyvirgin-deactivated20160413

happy Thursday the 20th

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blakegdiamond

I’d have to wait months or even years for another chance to reblog this, so why the fuck not?

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the-mighty-tor

next days you can reblog this on a Thursday the 20th

August 2015

October 2016

April 2017

July 2017

September 2018

December 2018

June 2019

February 2020

August 2020

You know, just in case you wanted to set your queue for the next 6 years

It’s tomorrow. For me it’s only 10:43 so I’ll leave this here

Guys its the end of the list D:

The last Thursday the 20th

Here are the next 6 years!

May 2021

January 2022

October 2022

April 2023

July 2023

June 2024

February 2025

March 2025

November 2025

August 2026

You know, just in case you wanted to set your queue for the next 6 years

your heart is a muscle the size of a rat

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venusisfortransbians

SPONGE BOB SQUARE PANTS

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little-rat-bastard

Your brain’s about four times the size of a cat’s

SPONGE BOB SQUARE PANTS

Your lungs can hold 5.5 liters of air

SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS

The soles of your feet can never grow hair

SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS

SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS

SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS

SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS

SPONGEBOB…

SQUAREPAAAAAAAANTS

*~deedlee-doot-dee-doot doo-oot~*

date of origin: August 9th, 2018

The unbridled joy of seeing this pass by again, spotting the little red heart like “ah… my old friend. Spongebob Human Anatomy Squarepants.

i am actually insufferable once I get comfortable with someone

Be My Friend and gain access to top hits such as

  • wild mood swings
  • constant need for attention
  • hearing about All my problems
  • crying
  • having my latest hyperfixation explained to you in excruciating detail
  • forgetting what I'm doing every 5 seconds

What a beautiful thing to be someone a friend feels safe to be vulnerable with

how dare you turn my self-deprecating midnight rambles into a hopecore positive post

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everytime ao3 goes down for maintenance, i somehow forget that i was given warning literally days in advance and my brain immediately starts stressing about our modern day Library of Alexandria

when people find details in my art that i didn't intend to mean anything but still find a way to connect it to the themes of the work or find meaning in it thus making the piece feel more whole because of both the creator and the viewer

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