Wendy The Author/jan Wensi — Very important addition in the tags. Also, as a...

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
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blueskittlesart

i’ve started babysitting for a VERY christian family which is great because they pay me a lot of money but as someone who was raised almost completely agnostic it’s kind of insane. the 2 year old keeps asking me to read her stories from the bible. (why are we reading david and goliath to a 2 year old????) the 5 year old told me today that he was going to bring his legos to heaven with him. he also has repeatedly told me that the lego spaceships he builds are stronger than jesus. (not sure what to say to that. do i deny it??? are things allowed to be stronger than jesus??) had to stop myself mid sentence today because i almost told them im not going to heaven which would DEFINITELY have caused several meltdowns. they’re also both completely fascinated by my nose ring

blueskittlesart

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with every note on this post i understand christianity slightly less

longmanjim

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important addition in the tags I think!

queenwendy

Very important addition in the tags.

Also, as a lego nerd and an agnostic who’s done a pinch of research I’m pretty sure a lego spaceship stronger than jesus is heresy, but I’ll ask an expert @heresylog