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A Freak Of Nature And A Pervert With Lots Of Time

@pyroclastic-bro

Jesse, 19, he/they, sinister and evil dyke, gender is a fuck, my discord is @i_see_shrimp_colors

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My interests💜

Transformers

Ryu Ga Gotoku/Yakuza

TF2

Plushies

Mouthwashing

Star Trek

Venture Bros

Art/Antiques

Moar but I forgor them

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My NSFW side blog is @magma-dungeon

My asks are always open and if you wanna chat then shoot me a message on discord :}

TERFS fuck off and die, my blog is safe for trans women

I write fanfics! Check them out :D

Yakuza

Majima has a profoundly strange dream in which he comes to terms with some things.

Or: Is it normal to dream about 6 clones of your stalker fucking you while dressed as up your employees? Jury's out on that one

Kiryu runs into Majima for the first time since their fight at Shangri-La. They have a discussion using anything but words.

Tachibana has some unique ways of punishing Oda, who is frustratingly hard to punish and always deserving of punishment.

Things two hungarian poets from the 1840s said to each other in their letters that make me crazy:

  • If my soul touches you and it happens to burn you I'm not to blame... it was you who lit it on fire
  • I swear to you on cottage cheese and tobacco
  • If the people rule in poetry, so will they rule in politics and that's the goal of the century! To hell with the aristocracy!
  • My dear buddy,
  • My soul, my bastard,
  • My golden mouthed saintly friend,
  • My rowdy brother,
  • My lovable dummy,
  • If you want to see a dead Pegasus, look no further than me
  • I am trying to learn to smile nicely ( he did not succeed)
  • My dear friend, you better side of my soul
  • I will never forgive you for NOT writing the address on the envelope yourself. A woman's handwriting... and a black seal... dear god, the devil took him! he worked himself to death writing poems, he died! ... and then i opened your letter... Never do this again. Only use black seal vax on your death, and even then, still write the address yourself!
  • I'm reading (your work) for the sixth time. It's really a horrible thing. I'll need to read it again to understand just how awful it is!
  • Sincerely, your friend whose balls are itching
  • It's really good that your sore throat is gone, I can finally strangle you
  • Leave the dedication! Veselényi is a great man but he's still a Lord, and a poet should never dedicate ANYTHING to a Lord
  • I'm hugging you a 1000000000000 times!

Action Comics, Vol. 1 # 1005 Page 06, Penciled and Inked by Ryan Sook, with Color Artwork by Brad Anderson, and Brian Michael Bendis wrote the script.

My mom spent like four months embroidering this on and off. She asked me to post it for her here! It's her first time making fanart, and also kind of her first time embroidering anything? I'll read any comments I get out to her.

This is so beautiful! I love the little beams of light! So delicate.

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rambling-shark

Sad to be the one to tell y'all, but aborted children and children died before christening don't get into heaven. They go to the Limbus, the outermost circle of hell, where the souls go who are exempt from paradise without it being their fault

You need to update your sources

Since 2007 unbaptized children go to heaven and limbo doesn't exists anymore

mf aint even read the patch notes

Cat's Chimerical Creations Lore: Chance

This is Chance the Rescued Bear:

I was casually scrolling some local FB groups late one January evening when I came across this post:

I showed my partner the post.

"...do you want to go out and see if he's still there?" my partner asked.

"...yeah, actually."

So, gone ten o'clock on a Wednesday night, when I have work the next day and should have been headed to bed, we put on our warm clothes and headed out into the wind and the rain to look for this little lost teddy bear.

Based on the above photo, we thought he'd be in the Sunken Gardens along the seafront, but after walking the length of it a couple of times, couldn't find him.

Maybe his owners saw the post and rescued him?

Since we were out already anyway, we figured we might as well check the rest of the prom, just in case.

As we got towards the end, under the hazy sodium glow of a streetlight in the salt spray, we saw something on one of the far benches.

"It's a McDonalds bag," said my partner.

"Let me just check real quick," I said.

Readers, it was not a McDonalds bag:

He was in bad shape; covered in sand and grit from the beach, soaked from the rain and the sea, back seam torn open and ketchup smeared across the wound.

When we got him home, the first order of business was to pull out all the soggy, gritty stuffing, and then give him a bath:

After that, he spent two weeks hanging in the window, drying out in the weak sunshine.

Once he was nice and dry, I filled him with fresh stuffing and added a few scoops of beans to give him weight:

I could have tried to make the repair job on his back seam a little more subtle, but I thought that a bear this tiny and this brave deserved to have a visible record of what he'd survived. I used triple threads of blue, red and green to match his collar:

When the time came to pick a name for him, we went with Chance after my partner repeatedly exclaimed "what are the chances?" following his rescue.

Chance originally had a flocked nose, but during his misadventure by the sea he got a big scratch on it and over time it's peeled off to leave shiny black plastic.

Based on the collar, we think Chance was originally a Paddington plush with a dressing down, and based on the torn back seam we think he may have been scavenged specifically for that dressing gown:

Chance doesn't remember much about his life before; he says he remembers hurting, and being very scared and alone in the dark.

These days he loves warmth and sunshine, spending time with all of his siblings, and, if the weather isn't obliging, keeping cozy.

He's even been known to turn to the occult in order to bring back the sun:

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