derinthescarletpescatarian:

queer-here-and-in-fear:

queer-here-and-in-fear:

queer-here-and-in-fear:

shorthands for dumbassery that i have grown to love deeply

• “how dare you say we piss on the poor” in response to someone misinterpreting your post
• “_ isnt gonna fuck you” for suck up behavior
• “woah. should we tell everyone? should we throw a party?” for who the fuck cares
• “and what if the world was made of pudding” for when would this ever matter.
• “and sharks are smooth both ways” for a group of people heatedly arguing with 1 guy who is fucking with them all
• “.. but its about a witch in the alps finding her lost cat” for someone trying to sanitize something to the point of absurdity

this is prime proof that this ENTIRE WEBSITE is autistic because nowhere else would a no tags post that’s just an informative list about slang get this much traction.

anyway more addittions

• “30-50 wild hogs” for someone making ABSURD excuses for violence.
• “what were YOU doing at the devils sacrament” for how do you know that without being a part of it.
• “anyone in this thread smoke weed” for the shit you people are saying is so off topic this might as well be a general discussion forum
• “dogs are boys and cats are girls” for ooh ur mindset did not grow past 4th grade, huh
• “color theory in a childrens hospital” for bending over backwards to not agree that YEA, that thing Came Off Weird
• “you are a tar pit” for someone finding any reason to respond with outrage.
• “is the __ in the room with us right now?” for I Don’t Think That’s Real.
• “bean soup? im allergic to beans!” for ik this doesn’t work for you, but that’s not a flaw. not everything can be for you.
• “people irl: hey man hows it going” for this will Never Matter irl

Don’t forget “and then everybody clapped” for calling “fake” on a heartwarming story about getting to put someone in their place with a sick burn

(via how-ll)

tanookitalez:

all of my pacman comics

(via theinimitablefuckstormkilligan)

unconventiononthelawofthesea:

(via yoccu)

sand-cat-void-vibes:

cute-girls-from-vns-anime-manga:

(via bace-jeleren)

organicmatter:

Might be the best DM I have ever received as a tattooer

(via mortiwhore)

annebronte-deactivated20210628:

reblog if you wear glasses. too many mutuals don’t know they have glasses wearers in their midsts

(via redneckomancy)

omgeddon:

spectrometrie:

spectrometrie:

when i was a kid my parents bought me an inflatable doll of the Scream by Edvard Munch (??) that was significantly taller than i was at the time and i used to slow-dance with it and pretend it was my boyfriend. It had its hands attached to its head obviously so it felt like he was always a bit horrified to be forced to dance with me

i didn’t need no imaginary friends i had Screaming Joe right here !

I love this website I love it when people tell us what’s wrong with them

(via redneckomancy)

bigasspants:

stop eating gruel with the fools and come eat a leek with a freak

(via egberts)

avvoidant:

about to fly one unlucky mutual out and force them to date me

(via redneckomancy)

sapphoismymuse:

sam, reading bilbo’s book: “well now, i’m sure he had a very nice voice, but that’s hardly a reason to go on an adventure with someone you just met”

sam: turns page to an illustration of thorin, with his dark hair and blue eyes

sam: “understandable, good for you mister bilbo”

(via redneckomancy)

kittykatninja321:

On some real shit tho

(via littlemisspipebomb)

asmeesh:

asmeesh:

shit-show-no-go:

asmeesh:

1$ flea market score. Tiny glass 1960s perfume bottles. I love them.

Can you swap their heads ?

omg you can

Their meeting was foretold in the ancient texts

(via thefourthsword)

pigpenandpaper:

I’ve been told a couple times throughout the years that of my characters, Mila seems like she’d be most popular with the boys.

So I decided to merge two of the sexiest outfits, bunny suit and reverse bunny suit, into the ultimate sexy outfit.

(via tamamita)

dramatic-dolphin:

no sentence fills me with utter loathing so much as “i asked chatgpt”

(via cactusthee)