I vote for John Green to buy tumblr. Whatever he does with it would be deserved.
Respectfully, I would not buy tumblr for negative one million dollars. No one who is healthy wants the kind of power associated with owning a social media platform.
Excluding the crucial fact that office jobs pay you an income….if staying home to raise children and do chores and bake bread was really so much easier and more joyful than working in an office on some objective level, why aren’t men doing it? Why aren’t they chomping at the bit to be ~leisurely house husbands~ to a working wife? Why aren’t they stepping up to depend solely on someone else’s income in exchange for round-the-clock domestic labor, if it’s really as blissful and their propaganda suggests? Curious.
I’m watching Splash (1984) which is a romcom about a guy who falls in love with a mermaid, and when she chooses a human name she chooses Madison and guy says “that’s not a real name, but alright” which seems to imply that Madison was not a name until at least the 80’s and all girls named Madison are actually named after the mermaid. thought you should know
The brave face the boy put up when facing them earlier all but gone now that his pants are pulled to his knees and Tormunds thick fingers are circling his hole
Even well oiled its a struggle to press the first in
The gasp when Tormund sinks the finger in to the knuckle, the way he clutches at Tormund, wide eyed and quivering
The boy presses his face to Tormunds furs to hide from their audience but Tormund catches enough of it to put a hand at his nape force him to look Tormund in the eye
One of the Magnar jeers about him losing his maidenhead and suddenly Tormund realizes the truth in it
The boy squirms on the floor of Mances tent struggling to take each of Tormunds fingers because they were his first, a little virgin crow
Tormund sure this one wouldve been plucked by the lecherous old men at the Wall within his first moon with the way he looked
Pretty as a girl, pretty mouth, pretty black curls, pretty little crow that fled the nest just to come virginal into the heart of the wildling army and kneel
Ok you might be wondering, haha it’s funny to be an Animorph, Vic, but why the squid? To which I would reply that this Animorphs cover in particular features, I shit you not, a plot where an Alien ship has trapped the heros aboard while it tries to get them to play games.
This assumes a single fly weighs 8g, which is the weight of a 1-2 week old mouse (!). If you are unfamiliar with metrics: 100g is a bit less a quarter of a pound.
Btw, Wikipedia says a single house fly weighs in the range of 0.2 grams, so Google has discovered a world where flies are about 40x bigger
I was going to tell you that horseflies still absolutely do not weigh 8 grams
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