Tales from a Phoenix

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Last updated May 24th, 2024

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phoenixyfriend
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I really want to read fic about post-cryo Kix getting sent back in time to like. IDK. TPM or before.

He was only in the Distant Future for a few weeks, but he learned enough (fuck Palpatine, for one!) and he is now ready to fight everyone and everything until the galaxy goes back to normal.

I think it would be funniest if he went waaay back to the point where he's more or less the same physical age as Dooku and accidentally seduces him, but I'm also always a fan of clones running into Jango, who is confused and upset by these identical strangers, which is by necessity a few decades later. That option is especially funny because I think Kix would default to "this is a reckless vod'ika" mode and start bitching out Jango for, like, not putting space aloe on a minor burn or something, and Jango just like O.O about whatever the fuck is going on here.

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naamahdarling

WTF this is masterful, 10/10.

marjorierose

Other people have said this in notes, but the Bulwer-Lytton contest involves writing the most absurd opener you can think of and submitting it to the contest. It's not a judgment like the Razzies or the bad sex in books award or something; it's a game. Diana Murtaugh of Baltimore is to be congratulated for this win.

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