Whiskey

sam o’brien (warfare) x fem!reader

word count: 2.2k+

summary: you and sam get a dog.

warnings: pre-warfare sam, just fluff! a little bit of swearing. don’t ask me how i know what a puppy that eats drywall looks like 💀 also!! if your pets have any of the names in here— i love them, i promise 🫶🏻

notes: spay and neuter your pets folks— and do your best to find rescue animals, foster, and/or only go to reputable breeders. i wanted to write something short and soft, so big thanks to @peachyproserpina for giving me the idea and beta reading so quickly!

been reposting my tumblr posts on bluesky. don't tell those chumps i'm feeding them my leftovers lmao

if tumblr dies you can find me at the library

Joy Sullivan, from Instructions for Traveling West: Poems; “Howl”

[ID: poem text reading,

"I am finally a woman willing to feed herself—light, bread, joy. Sometimes, you don't know that you're starving until you've had a proper meal. That's when your heart really begins to howl—when it learns what it's been missing."

/end ID.]

:)

*listening to music* hey that was a fic title

love ppl online being like "ur literally 30" like do u think thats not gonna happen to you??

anyone tagging this with "Yeah but i wont be on tumblr at that age" is only fooling themselves.

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in case you wanted your sword to be a different colour other than purple:

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☆Rainbow Sword☆

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bisexual sword

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A lightsaber

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lesbian sword

this has probably already been done but:

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minecraft :3

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for the dagger users amongus

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CHAINSAW

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mf theres no yellow

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BIG ASS SWORD

This post has been purpled!

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Woe, slime sword be upon thee!

Alright fucking Slimecicle jesus christ

FLAMING SWORD

what the fuck do I do with all these swords

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the humble spear

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the not-so-humble pike

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Double light saber

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Have a harpoon for your troubles

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stick.

unknown forces compelled me to draw this

This is a painting to me.

aborted otaku older sister: i would have loved to yell at you for touching my $200 scale figure.. if i were alive..

Despite popular belief, smelling bad is not actually a crime and should not be used to judge someone's morality or character. Lots of good people smell stank as hell. Real bad. You can acknowledge that bad smells are unpleasant, and how you might not want to be around someone who stinks (I choose to suck it up personally, just acknowledging it as an option!) without perpetuating a sentiment that causes disadvantaged people to face more harm and scrutiny. Stand up for stinky people I'm being so genuine rn.