Pallas Perilous

I finally had the privilege of arting for @deancaspinefest! I loved drawing for @fallenangelandpie’s…

Sat, 04 Mar 2023 14:48:21 -0500

I finally had the privilege of arting for @deancaspinefest! I loved drawing for @fallenangelandpie’s canon-divergent fic Djinn and Tonic, which is full of post-15x18 Dean pining (mmm yes my favorite kind of pain).

It also deploys one of my favorite devices from the show, djinn-induced dream worlds, as a pathway from self-destruction to self-acceptance. And also kissing.

I loved getting to play with visual distortions, divergent styles, and surreal image elements, and it was an even bigger bonus to include a nonbinary hunter character. I hope y'all enjoy the story as much as I did!

Read on AO3.

lizleeships: This was an angsty little purgatory doodle that...

Thu, 07 Apr 2022 15:54:31 -0400

lizleeships:

This was an angsty little purgatory doodle that got out of hand, but all I’m saying is Cajun Benny would have some killer barbecue sauce

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*full body snerk*

In a wanton display of extra-ness I have recreated the Rowena concert poster which plays a minor,…

Wed, 30 Mar 2022 15:55:28 -0400

ALT

In a wanton display of extra-ness I have recreated the Rowena concert poster which plays a minor, but I would argue pivotal, cockblocking role in my recent Rock Star!Dean Destiel AU, Everybody’s Got A Hungry Heart (original post with the fic)

Can’t you almost smell the musky branded incense at the merch table? Can’t you almost visualize the extremely tiny pants worn by her cadre of backup dancers, all of whom appear to be dating each other? Imagine the mid-song costume changes. The special insurance necessary to cover all the fog machines. The sparkly purple grand piano with a velvet chaise longue installed on top which she likes to heavily imply was a gift from Prince. 2015 was a hell of a year.

And, as an extra-extra bonus, here is a photorealistic recreation of Dean’s response to seeing it

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You may continue about your business now, thank you

Everybody’s Got A Hungry Heart

Wed, 23 Feb 2022 16:33:17 -0500

Everybody’s Got A Hungry Heart
Dean Winchester/Castiel
Rated T (mostly for swears)
Wordcount: 18k, complete

for @pimentogirl

Read on Ao3

Summary: A second-generation rock star struggling with creative burnout, Dean is willing to try just about anything to get his mojo back. Even hiring a weirdo mysterious journeyman music producer recommended by his brother’s witchy folk idol ex.

Tags: Alternate Universe- No Supernatural, Alternate Universe - Show business, Rock Star Dean Winchester, Music Producer Castiel, Fluff and Mild Angst, Slow Burn, Explicit Shostakovich Content, Dean Winchester POV.

Excerpt:

Dean is jumpy as shit. Why one (possibly Icelandic?) beep-boop specialist has him on edge while Mick Jagger’s own vocal coach barely got his heart rate over 55bpm is a goddamn mystery. Maybe it’s the harp solos from that sample track; maybe Dean’s nervous that this is his last shot, and if this guy can’t save Dean from filling out the back end of his contract with “Best Of” and “Live In Concert” compilations, he might as well walk into the fucking sea.

Castiel saves Dean’s life at dinner, which is pizza and a very grudging house salad from the most normal place Dean can slip past Sam.

The real pisser is that it’s not even a good story, as near-death experiences go. A stray bullet doesn’t bust through a window and nick Dean in the carotid; Castiel does not put pressure on the wound and yell “stay with me, dammit” until paramedics arrive. No falling marble, heart attacks, accidental ODs, or jumping-into-the-pool-from-the-roof. Sam just says something mildly funny and Dean tries to breathe some hot Italian sausage (shut the fuck up) and chokes.

Crowley’s not there – he’s vaping out on the side lawn and probably catching bugs in his mouth to replace the human blood he usually drinks. Dad’s dead; Mom is extra dead. Bobby’s home in South Dakota probably asleep in front of the TV. Sam’s…not actually great when it comes to split-second emergencies. He always gets that spinny hourglass kind of look on his face, and in the long, slow milliseconds where Dean’s dying of meat, he thinks it’s gonna be real fucking funny when he and Eileen have a kid and she goes into labor, he’s probably gonna slam the car door on his own hand.

Then Castiel steps behind him and balls his fists under Dean’s ribcage and does the Heimlich thing like that’s why they hired him. The meat magically caroms out of Dean’s airway and across the table, and then Dean is just generally disgusting and pathetic for a few minutes while Sam wigs out and Crowley takes a photo.

Afterwards, Dean offers Castiel a drink, which he turns down in favor of another glass of tap water, as if he has not just rescued Dean from being Us Weekly’s “Gone Too Soon” cover of the month.

“I hope I didn’t bruise your ribs,” Castiel says. “It’s been a long time since I’ve done it, and never on anybody tall.” He’s around Dean’s height, maybe a few years older, a guy on the “interesting” end of the handsome spectrum (Lisa once said Dean was made in a “handsomeness lab,” which feels 1% worse every time he remembers it). If Castiel hadn’t just contracted every muscle in his body against Dean’s back and ass, Dean wouldn’t think the guy was particularly built – it doesn’t help that he’s dressed like a Mennonite accountant who’s recently lost weight and hasn’t had time to drop by the Men’s Wearhouse to size down. He’s taken off the jacket, at least, but he’s still wearing an actual fucking necktie in a room full of denim.

“You save a lot of people from choking?” Dean wheezes. It would be real cool if this has blown his voice.

“You’re my third. I also rescued a boy from drowning when I was sixteen.” Castiel has his hands in his pockets, casually admiring the wild pink sunset shaking itself out over the pool. “Residential pools are incredibly dangerous,” he says, like it’s a compliment.

There’s not a lot more after that. Castiel is still on Iceland time and it’s hard to get it up for chitchat or shop talk after you’ve all felt the cold touch of death over cheesy breadsticks. Sam offers to show Castiel out to the casita – not that there aren’t plenty of guest rooms in the main house, or that he’s being exiled or anything, but he won’t have to worry about running into the staff there, or a pantless Dean before coffee.

Castiel is shouldering up one of his exactly two modest bags when Dean catches him. “Hey, I listened to the tracks you did for Rowena. Really good stuff.”

Castiel smiles, a small, tired, but authentic one. No teeth, no golly shucks, no blush. “Thank you,” he says. “She’s a unique talent. Working with her was quite an experience.” He lifts his hand in a little “see you in the morning” gesture and Dean returns it, jamming his spare hand in his back pocket like he’s got leather ranch gloves back there and now he’s gonna go out and bring the cows in before nightfall.

Dean can smell Crowley hovering camphorously behind him. “That was a sick burn, right?” he asks, looking back. “Super polite mode?”

“The sickest,” Crowley agrees, cooly. Then he scuttles up the staircase for the night, whistling Eddie Cochran’s opening riff on Three Steps to Heaven. Or maybe it’s Queen Bitch.

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billiewena: anyways, stream 50 Ways to Lose Your Lover by...

Sat, 12 Feb 2022 00:57:48 -0500

A gif of Castiel and Dean in SPN 15x18. Castiel says, "I love you" and Dean says, "Don't do this Cass" (with two S's unfortunately)

An edited GIF of Castiel saying, "Yeet" as he tosses Dean at the wall.

An edited gif of SPN 15x18 of The Empty saying, "Yeet? C'mon man. This is my last scene."

An edited gif of The Empty saying, "I don't even have a line! I'm just a f*cking special effect!"

An edited GIF of The Empty saying, "Throw me a bone here."

An edited GIF of Castiel saying, "I apologize. Let's go again."

An edited GIF of The Empty saying, "Thank you."

An edited GIF of Castiel breathing in and saying, "Yoink me, Void Daddy."

An edited gif of The Empty saying, "Oh my God."

billiewena:

anyways, stream 50 Ways to Lose Your Lover by @pallasperilous (aka the first fix-it fic that made me laugh instead of cry, much needed at the time)
for @dadstiel and @hellodean’s fic celebration weekend

MY PURPOSE FULFILLED!!!!

jeanne-de-valois:Happy November 5th! Happy Despair/The Truth...

Fri, 05 Nov 2021 14:47:13 -0400

jeanne-de-valois:

Happy November 5th! Happy Despair/The Truth Day! Happy one year anniversary to the episode that shattered my brain into a bunch of tiny pieces. I cannot BELIEVE it’s been a year already. Everyone have fun today!
This comic is included in my big 2021 comics collection, linked below.
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You’re a goddamn menace

Happy Destiel Day to all! I made a special mooshy banner for the Profound Bond Server. :3

Fri, 05 Nov 2021 13:09:27 -0400

Happy Destiel Day to all! I made a special mooshy banner for the Profound Bond Server. :3

Cracktober day 1: D-List Hunts

Mon, 04 Oct 2021 00:26:20 -0400

Cracktober day 1: D-List Hunts

AAAAAAAAH baby’s first podfic! I have been blessed by Dusty! 😭

Thu, 26 Aug 2021 12:24:39 -0400

dustyl:

https://archiveofourown.org/works/33493492

Funny Bone [podfic]
Written by @pallasperilous
Read by NerdyNerdenstein

Summary:

[podfic version]
It wasn’t even a particularly creepy skeleton; it was in kind of a “just chillin’” pose on the floor. One ankle was still locked up in a heavy iron cuff, at the end of a short chain leading back to the wall. Snoresville, as dead stuff goes; Dean’s seen worse at Disneyland.

It was the skeleton’s comment about Dean’s ass that really livened things up.
Funny Bone [podfic] - NerdyNerdenstein - Supernatural [Archive of Our Own]

AAAAAAAAH baby’s first podfic! I have been blessed by Dusty! 😭

This one-shot crackfic was written on a dare and so it includes some of the most nutball Dean POV lines I’ve ever had the poor taste to write down, and Dusty absolutely slays em all!

Wed, 25 Aug 2021 15:40:01 -0400

iamjustgod: deanwinchcester: iamjustgod: cas-essence: helianthus21: Where did the Chrysler...

Wed, 14 Apr 2021 20:56:45 -0400

iamjustgod:

deanwinchcester:

iamjustgod:

cas-essence:

helianthus21:

Where did the Chrysler Building comparison come from anyway? Does Cas inherently know all measurments on Earth and beyond or did he stand next to it once to see who’ s taller

OMG, this made me snort-laugh so hard!

Now I’m imagining this badass many-faced creature with giant inhuman limbs next to a sky-skraper, biting on his tongue, while using his very strangely proportioned hand to measure who’s taller

Can someone with drawing skills please please please give us this image!

*slides art*

wait wait wait wait wait

this means cas is shorter than burj khalifa

somebody draw cas squinting up at this building that’s 400-500 metres taller than him

(done it)

Meanwhile, Gabriel:

Okay but what about those goofy transition lenses. What if Jimmy wore those ultimate in Dorky Dad…

Wed, 17 Mar 2021 17:28:33 -0400

sinnabonka:

edgyteenberg:
sinnabonka:
the world if castiel wore sunglasses
he ain’t bying any of winchesters’ shit
the king of disguise
So when his eyes are glowing with grace it’s just barely visible behind the glasses
Subtle, like a shadow of his wings
@edgyteenberg like this?

Okay but what about those goofy transition lenses. What if Jimmy wore those ultimate in Dorky Dad Glasses and Castiel just never got around to taking them off.

When you’re goofin’ around on the ole Discord about how Chuck kept writing Supernatural novels and…

Thu, 25 Feb 2021 17:35:01 -0500

When you’re goofin’ around on the ole Discord about how Chuck kept writing Supernatural novels and leaking them online after he went AWOL, and then it turns into what the fan ebooks/printed/bound volumes would look like, and then you just have to commit a Crime

Props to @kweh-not-wark and @jeanne-de-valois for the stock photo suggestion and the bullying, respectively

ETA: the “Explicit Destiel” version cover

There’s a lot of controversy in the fandom about which version is the “real” one. What REALLY happened in Chapter 7??? If the Destiel version is fake, then why does the page count suddenly jump five pages in the non-Destiel version??

Becky’s paying off her student loans early either way

CAS (mournfully gazing at Dean): this can never beDEAN: dude we’ve been married for ten...

Sat, 30 Jan 2021 15:18:44 -0500

CAS (mournfully gazing at Dean): this can never be

DEAN: dude we’ve been married for ten years

CAS: an impossible love

DEAN: we’re literally eating a slice of frozen decade-old cake from the wedding

CAS: forever alone

DEAN: I’m sitting in your lap

Meanwhile, @jeanne-de-valois:

CAS: Dean, I would like to have sex with you, but for plot reasons, I have to be in my true angel...

Sat, 30 Jan 2021 12:03:47 -0500

CAS: Dean, I would like to have sex with you, but for plot reasons, I have to be in my true angel form. Turn around

DEAN: oh wow uh okay

CAS: B̶̡̧̧́E̵̬͕̩͎͈̐ͅH̷͎̖͠Ö̴͍̪̗̖̅̈́̀̂͐L̵̨͕̖̘̈́̊͂̀̄̔D̴̡̈̈̽ – I mean you can look now

*it totally just looks like normal!Castiel but his shirt’s off so his dreamy anime wingies can flap free*

DEAN: haha WHEW hot damn dude, you really had me worried for a sec there

CAS: what do u mean

DEAN: idk that there would be like wheels of unquenchable fire and four different heads and like a thousand eyeballs and shit, haha yikes am I right

CAS (carefully zipping his fly back up): y…yes, haha, imagine

jeanne-de-valois:Our Angel of Sorrows (Goodbye Stranger) Rest of...

Sun, 17 Jan 2021 14:52:58 -0500

jeanne-de-valois:

Our Angel of Sorrows (Goodbye Stranger)

Rest of the comic below the cut! CW for canon-appropriate violence and the plagues of Egypt

Keep reading

Always. Reblog. Hot. Naomi.

kayvsworld:The Angel Receiving His OrdersYES this is...

Sun, 17 Jan 2021 00:06:46 -0500

kayvsworld:

The Angel Receiving His Orders
YES this is Lazarus-Rising-based illuminated-medieval-manuscript-themed fanart of cas getting his orders to grip dean tight and raise him from perdition NO i dont know why….enjoy

OP I’m very concerned that either my subconscious mind somehow commissioned you through the collective Jungian dream wavelengths, or this is the first part of a very cleverly constructed Me Trap

I will never stop noodling with this sketch.

Mon, 11 Jan 2021 18:17:34 -0500

I will never stop noodling with this sketch.

Profound Bond is doing a new round of its server creation...

Wed, 06 Jan 2021 09:00:57 -0500

Profound Bond is doing a new round of its server creation exchange on Discord. This winter the theme is Reunion; I got to do the banner art. And a very lovely and therapeutic time I had, too. :3

pallasperilous:Imagining Castiel wandering around Heaven 2.0 in bizarro space kaiju angel trueform...

Thu, 31 Dec 2020 15:28:33 -0500

pallasperilous:

Imagining Castiel wandering around Heaven 2.0 in bizarro space kaiju angel trueform so he can screw in all the lightbulbs, meanwhile Dean “Canonically Into Tentacles” Winchester arrives and starts checking out the scenery and

DEAN: wow what’s with that crazy building, looks like the Space Needle fucked a giant squid

CHARLIE: that’s Cas

DEAN:

ETA: holy shit I SUMMONED IT??
HELLO, DEAN

IMPORTANT UPDATE ABOVE, WHAT HAVE I DONE

ETA: IMPORTANT FINAL UPDATE okay sorry i’m just drunk with my apparently unlimited power is all