nevermind I tore my tricep

I tore it by sleeping wrong, I wish I could say I tore it making pasta

anyway join the discord https://href.li/?https://discord.gg/tSKveJ7vxX

I have been in a sling for the last 3 daysi, I cant even play video games, I cant use my right arm for anything. The best I can do is click on things with my left, so all I got is football manager

I just wanted to make low carb pasta :(

I didnt realize how expensive this stuff is

But I can now at the very least make a weak masturbation motion, so we are making progress

As for recipe, I was just going to wing it, maybe throw a fried egg on top instead of using tomato sauce. Who knows, we’ll find out when we get there

I  was well enough to stream Pokemon Snap for a few hours, but still cant really move my arm

BUT

Grace got her first vaccination today and im getting mine Tuesday, so basically combined we have a single arm

Which is conjuring images of that guy on reddit who had to have his mom give him a handjob because he broke both his arms

BUT im also out of the sling so the pastas coming, I promise

I may or may not have torn my tricep again

I cant even move my fingers

Ya b* is at the hospita(

I have good news and bad news

the good news is I might get a surgery named after me

For those asking what I did

nothing… I literally did nothing

Even the doctor was like “bro you had to have suffer a massive trauma. For a boy your size to just spontaneously snap an arm like that, ive never seen it before”

Ya boy is fucked

Today is pasta day

So uuuh

You know how I said Pasta?

Well I found a general almond flour recipe and I was like “okay 2 cups of flour I got that”

But it had stuff I didnt have to I switched to another to see some alternative and it was like “3 eggs, 2 something spoons of butter, ¼thcup Cream Cheese and whatever spices you want” and I was like okay I have that so here we go

But

my fucking dumb ass

Mixed fucking recipes and I didnt real it fully

I used 450 something grams of flour

The recipe I turned to? asked for fucking 24 grams

I USED THE FULL FUCKING THING

I USED 18 TIMES AS MUCH FLOUR AS I NEEDED

GUYS 

Its a fucking cookie

What the fuck this is terrible

For whatever reason the recipe asks me to bake it

Okay maybe if I bake it it’ll be fine, itll just be crispy pasta

Nope, it funkin crumbles when I pick it up

… it smells fantastic

but holy shit I am not a bright man

This is how it was supposed to look 

and this is what I got

I am a disappointment to Italians everywhere

I am not fit to help run a food blog

My ADHD ass brain forgot about the dough I left in the fridge, so garlic cookies are a no go

But Im sure I’m going to try revisiting the pasta again soon

Anyway england lost on penalties, lol

Saw a surgeon today, and they have no idea what the fuck is wrong with me

I need an MRI, and even if the MRI finds something they said I may never regain full use of my arm

Considering I cant even do my previous job any more because I cant lift anything heavy… Im fucked

Small update

MRI for elbow Thursday morning

Clinic Visit for prospective brain damage Thursday afternoon (maybe a tumour, Idk, I have constant headaches)

BC Lions home opener Thursday night 

Had the MRI

Surgeon says there is nothing they can do

Im officially fucked