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Female | Questionably AroAce | ADHD | 24

Current Interests:

My Build A Bear Frog, Samson!

My Webkinz Google, Pavlova, and My Webkinz Tree Frog, Verdant!

Beanie Babies!

Garfield!

Frutiger Aero/Old Web!

Dragons!

Cryptids!

Ena/Dream BBQ!

A Short Hike!

Pseudoregalia!

Kinitopet!

Shipwrecked 64!

Mouthwashing!

Tattletail!

Other Interests:

Video Games: Undertale, Deltarune, Anthology Of The Killer, Stardew Valley, Smile For Me, Great God Grove, Wobbledogs, Cassette Beasts, Crow Country, Hypnospace Outlaw, Picayune Dreams, Webfishing

ARGs and YouTube: Petscop, 3D Workers Island, Interloper/Project Skybox, Vita Carnis, The Walten Files, The Oldest View, People Still Live Here, MyHouse.Wad, Underwater Wonders, Mystery Flesh Pit National Park, Escape: Triassic Hall

Puppets: The Muppets, Sesame Street, Fraggle Rock, Welcome Home, My Friendly Neighborhood, Pendog Creative Library

Other Stuff: Paranoia Agent, Over The Garden Wall, Carmen Sandiego, Columbo, Pokémon, Fallout: New Vegas, Dinosaurs

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Favorite Pokémon:

Heracross (BEST BOI)

Snorlax (I want to hug him)

Oddish (I want to grow them in my backyard)

Snivy (My First Starter)

Tirtouga (My First Fossil)

Drifloon (PLEASE TAKE ME AWAY)

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Favorite Scps:

Scp 1762 - Where The Dragons Went

Scp 1986 - Imaginary Library

Scp 2264 - In the Court of Alagadda

Scp 2922 - Notes From The Under

Scp 2952 - Conveyance Of Regional Gwerin Internationally

Scp 2991 - "Scarf”

Scp 3001 - Red Reality

Scp 3092 - Gorilla Warfare

Scp 3999 - I Am At The Center of Everything That Happens To Me

Scp 4000 - Taboo

Scp 5031 - Yet Another Murder Monster

Scp 6080 - Cartoon Network

Scp 7702 - Dragons Dream

Scp 8060 - Toontown

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there aren’t enough posts going around about the swedish cryptid known as the skvader which is a rabbit with pheasant wings and also a very good boy.

like this one dude just made a fake taxidermy and spread it around as a hoax for a good ass while and it lead to this really cool fantasy creature and i am genuinely dissapointed that it never gets used in anything

Rabbirds, by the amazing @tkingfisher/Ursula Vernon (source).  

The lack of skvaders is particularly frustrating when you realize it forms the third point of a wonderful cryptid trifecta.

You got the jackalopes, which are rabbits with antlers.

And you got the wolpertingers, which are rabbits with antlers and wings.

And then… what? Do you escalate? That’s unbalanced, those two rabbit cryptids don’t have the same number of extra things, the wolpertinger is clearly the jackalope But More.

BUT with the skvader on the other side, balance is restored. Antler rabbit, winged rabbit, winged antler rabbit. It’s a classic Venn diagram of imaginary lapine beasts, and it’s only complete if you acknowledge the fucking skvader.

Good thing Ursula’s got our back, at least.

This is a really excellent point and I applaud your advancements in Cryptid Theory.

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Gentleman, if I might add:

yes you may add this

I think balance in crypdids is VERY IMPORTANT.

The 90s put us into a ferocious culture war over who was the better "mascot platformer"

The 2010s saw a cambrian explosion of "mascot horror"

In 2025 super pinata puppy world advance boldly asks: what if a game was Just Mascot

Sometimes the rats in my brain come together and start yelling “YEARNING” and in trying to appease them I ask “FOR WHAT” but they are too small so all they can say is “YEARNING” which is a very big word for such a tiny creature, even collectively

I loved this visual so much I had to doodle it.

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Thank god this is still circulating because of your wonderful art, Mandy. I needed it tonight

Thank god your post was such a lovely way to describe such a universal feeling. The brain-rats yearn eternal 🐀🐀🐀

What, the forest-dwelling entities with imperfect human mimicry who insinuate themselves into groups of hikers? Yeah, we had one of those. Clocked it immediately, of course. Honestly it kind of fell in that so-inept-it's-kind-of-charming range. We just played along until it'd had it's fill of marshmallows and shambled back into the treeline. We might have been violating some kind of killjoy wildlife contact best practices but what the hell, can't plan around every little thing. Why, what happened to you guys

these tags are gold omg

It's a misconception that the mimics are hunting humans when they trail along at the back of hiking groups.

In fact, the creature you'll find suddenly walking beside you and acting as if they've always been there is almost certainly a juvenile, as the adults lose the ability when they reach reproductive age.

Recent studies suggest the forest mimic is less like a preying mantis (mimicry as a hunting strategy) and more like a cuckoo (mimicry as a protective strategy for their young). Adult forest mimics will leave their offspring near a group of hikers while they forage during the day, and retrieve them near trailheads in the evening. Groups of hikers provide safety from predators and allow the parents of the species the freedom to forage more widely.

For this reason, the traditional advice to never let a mimic into your vehicle is still very important, as this would separate the young mimic from its mother. If a juvenile forest mimic does follow your group to the parking lot, you can keep it entertained with trail snacks, dad jokes, and simple goofs. The mother will usually collect them shortly before sunset.

When you notice the woods around the trailhead go silent and feel a sense of nameless foreboding, find an excuse to avert your attention from the juvenile so it can sneak back into the forest to rejoin its mother, convinced it's fooled another party of unsuspecting humans.

surprisingly wholesome takes from the cryptid community here

The best part about being asexual is knowing that you will never be honeypotted. I often picture myself as a mark in a James Bond movie who has information or something and Daniel Craig saunters up in his sexiest tux to seduce me and I’m just like “No thank you” no matter what he does and then he has an existential crisis and walks away in a daze then sends in Moneypenny cause maybe I just like women and I’m like “hey girl, no thanks” and send her away as well and they just never get the information. I am an immovable plot piece without even knowing it. Sorry James but I defy the tropes of your genre.

Happy International Asexuality Day to everyone except James Bond.

STOP no more live-action remakes. We're going the other way now. Animated Casablanca. Animated The Godfather. Animated Oppenheimer. Animated Fight Club.

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