(Inspired by true events on movie screens)

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
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I laughed at this so hard I stopped getting air in my body and had to sit down. This isn't a vibrator it's a failed homunculus and it's in terrible pain

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sergle

did you know that. their entire catalogue is like this?
did you know ALL of the listings are animated?

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Fun!

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CREACHERS
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First photo of Jupiter was taken in 1879 by Agnes Mary Clerk:

A blurry black and white photo of Jupiter.ALT
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For comparison: the latest photo of Jupiter taken by the James Webb Telescope in infrared:

Image of Jupiter in different shades of blue and white on the infrared spectrum. Red and green are visible at the poles.ALT
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Firstly, I'm not letting this die in the notes:

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Next, the reason the Red Eye is in the wrong spot in the first photo is because old telescope photos were upside down. I am not sure why they didn't flip them, tbh

And the stretched look to the storm is because it used to be much bigger: big enough to fit 3 Earth's.

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This post has gotten quite a bit of this question:

#what colour actually is Jupiter?ALT

In our visual spectrum, Jupiter is reds and browns.

This is due to the hydrogen, helium, water droplets, ice crystals and ammonia crystals in its atmosphere. It also is home to raging storms and cyclones, giving it the distinctive stripes.

Photo of Jupiter.ALT

The infrared picture in blue was taken by the James Webb Telescope. Infrared is invisible to the human eye, but when adjusted into the visual spectrum in the photograph it lets scientists see the different layers of Jupiter's clouds.

The blues are reflective of deeper main clouds, and the white of the famous eye is because it is reflecting too much sunlight.

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jupiter is my favorite non-earth planet planning to get it tattooed someday but if i did it now it would bankrupt me lol
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s/o to this skeleton babe from 1936

mr-ticky

This is a really poignant illustration of the seductive nature of glorifying war but that is a LOOK and she is SERVING it

johnbrownfunclubofficial

I've seen Death depicted as a card dealer or other sort of gambler, a guy in a suit, a farmer, a robed apparition, and any other number of things, but this? This has to be the best Death I've seen yet. An old seductress saying "hey kid, don't you wanna die in a trench for a government that doesn't give a fuck about you, just like your dear old dad?" This goes hard as fuck.

saint-batrick

"I used to know your daddy." kicks like a mule.