*opens the oven after preheating to 400*

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This is Margaret when she opens that email

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Btw I’m blocking anyone that has anything negative to say about pit bulls

How can you say anything about that criminal’s dumb little smile, his ass EATED AN DOOR

bro eated an door 🫡

Was scuncht about it, but fine now.

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Was fine about it, but scuncht now.

"if tumblr goes down find me a-" we have been making these posts for a decade now.. either i wake up one day and its gone and i take up cigaretts to fill the void or 40 years from now i post my 5G cancer xray results direct from my neuralink

reblog if your gender is "It's not that simple"

doctor asked me the genders of my partners today.

hit em with the “uhhhh ambiguous???”

"Dan trying to start a domestic over a dead plant" getting hit over the head with a steel chair by "Phil with the ketchup precum card"ALT

Can't believe I've made this

"if tumblr dies you can find me on bluesky" "if tumblr dies you can find me on Instagram" if tumblr dies you cannot find me. It's over. I'm free.

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