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ANNOUNCING!

the FIFTH ANNUAL CARFUCKERS WEEK will be back once again because nobody has tried to stop us* (*me) yet! this year we* (*me) decided to go for a slight rebranding. in years prior this event was known as 'spn carfuckers week' but we* (*me) have decided to make the event more inclusive to other carfuckers. ALL carfuckers are welcome. but of course the reigning king of carfucking, mr. dean winchester* (*pictured here possessing the body of human actor jensen ackles) will always be the face of carfucking <3

for the workweek of june 9th to june 13th tag all your carfucking posts with #carfuckersweek5 or #carfuckersweek2025 to participate in the festivities! have fun and i love you.

#carfuckersweek5#carfuckersweek2025#fun fact i took the picture in the background i dont remember where i think somewhere between vegas and the grand canyon#the rust overlay was not part of the picture to be clear i added that in
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Reblogged gorps
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PRO TIP FOR WOMEN IN STRAIGHT RELATIONSHIPS: tell your boyfriend you think that if he and his male best friend were a couple, he would be the bottom. If he reacts negatively this means he thinks being penetrated is degrading. Then you know to dump him. This is a WIN. DO IT NOW!

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Or maybe he doesn’t like receiving anal, which is totally okay?? Dumping your partner over not wanting to be a bottom is a wild take omfg.

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From the bottom of my heart this post is completely 100% serious if he doesn’t want to be his best friend’s bottom he doesn’t respect you and you need to break up with him immediately. You need to

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Ryan: "Shane and I recently did a show where you have to reveal a secret about yourself that you don't think anybody in the room would know and they have to guess it's you"

Shane "I feel like I've mentioned these before"

Ryan: "You have NOT mentioned these before. Not to me. Because Shane was like, he even said to the producers I don't know how many secrets I have because Ryan pretty much knows everything about me because we spend our lives just talking and shooting the shit and he pretty much knows every story about me, and this is the first time I'm hearing of your 300 clown plate collection!?"

#theyre so normal
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Reblogged emi1y
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I'm losing my mind over newborn hedgehogs fucking look at them they're so creature

what the fuck. who allowed this

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i always assumed the quills only grew after birth so i was worried but

also now i know theyre called hoglets and thats awesome

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