off screen caine activities

he tried the water+vinegar method he found online.. but something went wrong..

Peachy~

thinking about a long article I read a while back talking about the history of “ultra-processed foods” and how they related to american/western health issues. my main takeaway was a short paragraph buried in the middle of the article, where the guy who came up with the term just says outright “technically by these processing metrics tofu and sourdough fall into the same category as doritos and we’re not really sure how to square that circle” and the article just. moves right past that.

People don’t even want to say le sigh anymore. le sigh

#but I am more le tired than ever

Moodboard for when you're animated by Chuck Jones

Really loving the tags on this one, folks

If I were a security guard for a person who’s being targeted by assassins I simply wouldn’t devote my entire attention span to every single noise I hear.

Why do I care if there’s a random noise in this out-of-the-way dark corner? My post is right here.

But… but I threw a rock there. Y-you gotta check

If I hear a noise I’m gonna throw a flash grenade in that direction.

MY EYES AND EARS

“Got a neutralized assassin in gate 17.”

“Did they try distracting you by throwing a rock?”

“Yeah, they did.”

“Fucking idiot.”

4 years of community assassin college for nothing

You know what really makes this post? The fact that the assassin’s blog is deactivated. Seems OPs flashbang worked.

What have I done?!

our top scientists are hard at work finding new forms of t4t nasty style fucking

our bottom scientists are. hm. well. theyre contributing too 👍

I've acquired a creature that stares at you no matter which direction you look at it from

I’m hypnotized