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kitty car 🐱
Reblogged polithicc
“I’m just a girl” first of all you’re a grown ass woman second of all free yourself
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Im sorry but it is so funny how people outside of tumblr view us. Like why are the tiktokers treating tumblr like some professional ass website you need to do extensive prep before you begin posting on. And the follower farming advice is so fucking funny to me when this is the website where people actively hate getting new followers
Reblogged transratsactivist
Everybody driving a car thinks they're the main character of the car. This is an ideologically bourgeois attitude. You know who doesn't ever feel like the main character of the vehicle they're in? Literally everyone on the bus. You're on the fucking bus. And the bus driver doesn't feel like the main character of the bus because she's at fucking work. The bus is the most ideologically proletarian form of transport.
Reblogged mushroom-in-space
moment of unspeakable beauty today when one of my coworkers called another coworker "judas" for not splitting a can of white monster with her, and i got to watch the guy who sits next to me open a new google tab, type in "jeudis," and say quietly to himself "french thursday...?"
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prev ur so right. the One of Leeks
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Telepathic aliens enjoy that humans will "play music" for hours at a time. When it's too mentally quiet on deck, they just announce the catchiest song titles they know and the humans will start thinking about it automatically.
The humans hate this so, so much.
Zorf: Human Steve, can you please play that song I like, the one with all the females
Steve: what
Zorf: A little bit of Monica in my life
Steve:
Steve: mother fu--
I feel like this would get Space HR involved eventually
Reblogged mushroom-in-space
tumblr discourse after 13 years on this fucking website
Reblogged spacelazarwolf
i must not get takeout. takeout is the wallet-killer. takeout is the little-death that brings total obliteration. i will face the kitchen, fridge, and pantry. i will make choices about what to cook and then execute them. when hunger is gone there will be nothing. only i will remain.
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tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva
me normally: i'm not personally a huge fan of modern art
me around right wingers: I love modern art sooooo much and I think there should be litter boxes in schools also
fucking obliterated lmao
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where can I meet this guy’s wife
soloveitchik
How do these loser redit men get these incredibly talented and fascinating women lmao
THIS MAN’S GIRLFRIEND MADE HER OWN LOOM TO WEAVE PERIOD ACCURATE FABRIC AND HER ASSHOLE BOYFRIEND DIDN’T EVEN BOTHER TO LEARN THE NAME OF THE CLOTHES SHE WAS MAKING WITH IT HOLY SHIT I AM LIVID
Ooh I hope she leaves his ass
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abandonedambition
you know what? I WILL play with jpgs like dolls. what if life could be dream
…. For now
theyare friends. :)
Reblogged mushroom-in-space
Experience: Learning the right way to connect the dots.
ladykaymd
This is the best representation of something I have been trying to explain to people for years!!!! Saving this to my phone so I can routinely pull it out when I need.
This shit never made more sense than now
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it’s not just that he’s wearing the locket to motivate her, okay??? he’s wearing it to motivate himself!!! to remind himself of the people he’s sending Katniss back to!!! Prim, and her mother, and Gale … he puts their pictures around his neck!!! they are his token!!! his willingly-worn noose!!! he’s crazy!!!
(and I’m so sorry Gale my son but ain’t no way Mr. “I don’t want your fiancé’s old gloves” is wearing Peeta’s face in a locket to give him the strength to give up his life)
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For those of you that may have just finished watching Cory Booker’s record-breaking senate speech and are inspired to “get in good trouble”, you have a great opportunity for it this Saturday!
On April 5th, numerous advocacy groups are banding together into one nation-wide rally that will be held in major cities all over the country - you can easily find a participating location here!
I’ll be volunteering as a safety captain at my own local rally, and I encourage all of you to go out there too and get in some good trouble as well!
for the record when I say a lot of major cities I mean a LOT of major cities :P
I will be hitting up one of our Twin Cities rallies tomorrow representing the Great Lakes. Let's get out there and raise hell!
1272 protests listed for today. 686 were counted in the women's march in 2017, which was 1% of the population. 🎉