"if tumblr dies you can find me on bluesky" "if tumblr dies you can find me on Instagram" if tumblr dies you cannot find me. It's over. I'm free.
Chat, is this true?
because we don't want too many twitter-attitude people here, everyone rebog this with rent lowering gunshot posts please
we say faggot and death and other Mean Words™ here
We are also just as cringe as your guidance counselor said we are
KILL SHIT CUM SUICIDE SUICIDE FAGGOT CUNT CUNT CUNT DYKE SEX DYKE DYKE DYKE TRANNY VAGINA VAGINA CUM SEX SEX TRANNY CUM SHIT PENIS SUICIDE MURDER SEX FAGGOT QUEER QUEER QUEER QUEER
SEX WORK IS REAL WORK
ALL COPS ARE BASTARDS
THE ONLY GOOD COP IS A DEAD COP
PORN RULES
PURITY CULTURE IS FOR LOSER CUNTS
there's no money to be made here and your fave is not a fave here
There is no algorithm. You don't get to choose what goes viral. We do not give a fuck how famous you are on other sites. We do not watch videos, and if we do, it's usually with sound off. I do not know the real names of pretty much anyone on this site, and we like it that way.
going viral is a punishment, not a reward
what’s the point if girls can’t bite? consume? devour?
really enjoying all the videos Muslims have been posting of their cats looking like this
when the humans are up at 4 am for suhoor
five year plan: i'm hoping to get shot in the back of the head randomly soon
grocery store mission barely accomplished took massive damage to the hull and all internal systems. shield repair could take days
they should invent a me that can do things
it’s genuinely so funny that im alive and this is what im doing
what’s the point of having a boyfriend if he doesn’t moan like a girl
first mammoth to get hit with a spear mustve been like actually fuck you for real
I think this applies to every mammoth hit by a spear
no the rest of them didn't mind
idgaf if my parents are disappointed in me I'm not impressed by them either
Types of brain fog:
- Brain is primordial sludge & you are drowning in it
- U are a ghost and nothing is real
- Mental equivalent of attempting to stream some high-res video game when all you have is dial-up
- The thing you want to articulate is *right there* but you're just scrabbling at it like a cat continually failing to catch the bird on the other side of the window
- The Void