my special interest is piracy

mxbongwater

copepods

i like working at plant store. sometimes you ring up someone and there's a slug on their plant and so you're like "Oh haha you've got a friend there let me get that for you" and you put the slug on your hand for safekeeping but then its really busy and you dont have time to take the slug outside before the next customer in line so you just have a slug chilling on your hand for 15 minutes. really makes you feel at peace with nature. also it means sometimes i get to say my favorite line which is "would you like this free slug with your purchase"

copepods

@holyknuckled you get it. lterally what are we here on earth for if not to occasionally impose gastropods upon unsuspecting customers. this story is delightful

lintubintu

@holyknuckled like that?

holyknuckled

oh? my god???

yeah, Exactly like that

catasters

Source: reddit.com

you know that does seem likw a good cat distraction device

westealtoys

saywhat-politics

"I never thought he'd take us back to 1929," sobs woman who thought she was only voting for someone who'd take us back to 1950

aurrieccentric-s

vero-niche

adhd will get you thinking "i should make this doctors appointment" every day for 7 months and counting

vero-niche

none of us are making those appointments huh

twobeesornottwobees

This is why I have Calls Day once a month

vero-niche

wait you might be onto something with that actually

vero-niche

gayvampyr

[ID: an eclipse over a dark battlefield with glowing yellow text that reads: (all caps) doctors appointment made. /end ID]

hey-its-zezzy

thememedaddy

yasmin1000000

“So basically my couch has electricity and I use it to charge my battery powered doorbell”

“Okay that makes sense”

la-reine-du-disco

Now explain it to a Japanese samurai from the year 1218

rui-cifer

"do you know how waterwheels grind up grain in a water mill using the force of running water? We found a way to create a huge source of force that runs all the time and can transfer its force over long distance. I can tell you in more detail, but that's the basics. Now that is a chime that has a mechanism that one can press instead of having to open the door to let you know that you are waiting to be let in. It requires the transferred force to make the mechanism work and that wire is how we transfer the force to the chime."