SADISM AND SHITPOSTS

I need to kill him violently [Flirting]

Everybody always calls me a silly goose but never a handsome goose or clever goose...

We are never breaking up, because if we do I’ll be forced to kill you and eat your corpse (and more. Haha). Sorry, it’s natural order.

Looks at wallet

Fly slowly rises out of wallet

Fly looks into it's own wallet

An even tinier Fly flies out of that wallet

You’re married to your phone background/lockscreen how fucked are you

i wish there was a anti subscribe button on youtube so when ppl beg for me to subscribe i can anti subscribe because fuck you

ideal update

here are my contributions to the pukeko movement

really amusingly poetic how one of the main (non social) consequences of killing people is being covered in a hard-to-remove sticky fluid that smells terrible and stains clothing permanently. if somebody wrote this into a novel it'd be too obvious

hey don't worry. if you accidentally do something wrong I'll just kick you in the ribs and sides and chest and stomach and body and kidneys and head and neck until one of us feels better. I have heavy boots and no empathy. I forgive you babe. now stay still.

Cutting out someone’s heart and fucking into the arteries while it’s still beating. Feeling it convulse around me. Exquisite

watched a porno where the two guys just kind of noncommittally jerked each other off for what felt like forever and when one of them eventually shot his load the other went "oh shit wtf!" and pogged like he didn't know something like that could even happen but thought it was kind of cool in a scary way

idk sorry

concept of running a gore blog is so funny 2 me like Man U just woke up and ur already posting Headless Corpse did u even try being happy