I used to be 21 but now I'm 24. so you can understand why I'm so freaked out

painting this on the ceiling above my bed so it's the first thing i see upon waking in the morning and the last thing i see before falling asleep at night

People who get uptight about modern 'spicy' books and smut on AO3 should go read some Georgian and Victorian erotica.

I need you people to go read Fanny Hill and The Flea and then get back to me if that stuff didn't kill you instantly.

types of infused water I’ve been told to make:

• hot dog water
• pickles

every day is more unbearable than the last yet I still log onto this website to look at gifs and jpegs

My car is getting serviced and this auto shop has a shop dog and he's ridiculous. Look at this guy. This is a grown ass man.

meanwhile on Twitter

you could make the argument that it’s foolish that everyone in the world should know what the Odyssey is but if you’re from a western country that literally has Greek history stolen away in your museum then well, really a child left behind.

"It doesn't help your credibility to exaggerate, most employers wouldn't literally work you to death" like, I used to work in distribution. If booking a truck driver for back to back shifts until they fall asleep at the wheel, crash, and die counts as being worked to death, I have personally met employers who've worked employees to death and gotten away with a slap on the wrist. It may not be universal, but it's a hell of a lot more common than a lot of us would prefer to think.

like this post if u are cringe and free

IM LOSING MY MIND?? WHERE DID THE BREAD COME FROM. WHY IS IT SIDEWAYS. WHAT IS HAPPENING