1percentcharge

PRO TIP FOR WOMEN IN STRAIGHT RELATIONSHIPS: tell your boyfriend you think that if he and his male best friend were a couple, he would be the bottom. If he reacts negatively this means he thinks being penetrated is degrading. Then you know to dump him. This is a WIN. DO IT NOW!

deusinabsentiaa

Or maybe he doesn’t like receiving anal, which is totally okay?? Dumping your partner over not wanting to be a bottom is a wild take omfg.

1percentcharge

From the bottom of my heart this post is completely 100% serious if he doesn’t want to be his best friend’s bottom he doesn’t respect you and you need to break up with him immediately. You need to

cherryfleischer

we're going to have an OLDER BROTHER summer. we will be drinking MONSTER. we will be LIFTING WEIGHTS. we will be ignoring our MOM. we will be surviving off of CHIPS and NOODLES. we will NOT be SHOWERING. we will only be putting on AXE DEODORANT. we will be bothering PRETTY WOMEN and getting REJECTED. OLDER BROTHER SUMMER !!

omegaversereloaded

*looks up at the sky nervously in case the Qu can hear me* if you think about it humans are godhood incarnate

verminleger

hm? what was that

image

can you repeat

omegaversereloaded

I didnt say any thing. Please leave

verminleger

image

ok sorry

omegaversereloaded

and dont come back