messrsage:

not now kitten. daddy’s writing a post for the three people who always give him notes on tumblr

all-hail-the-witcher:

fic planning be like:

nociceptrix-deactivated20241108:

The road of good intentions is paved with “neocrete” my new patented concrete replacement Entirely hydrophobic and extremely dense entire cities are now sinking into the water table

jessebloom:

some crazy good fanfic in my google docs. whatever guy started writing it i hope he finishes it

were–ralph:

saw this on bluesky

draconym:

Ripley (my parrot) says “you’re silly” a lot because I say it to him a lot. But he also participates in both sides of this exchange: “you’re silly” “no YOU’RE silly” “we’re silly.” Lately he has just been cutting to the chase and thoughtfully remarking “we’re silly” over breakfast.

bigdumpertrucking:

Some other assorted frames from a 3-1 #Mariners win over the #Rangers in Seattle today. (📸 AP/Lindsey Wasson)

bigdumpertrucking:

they’re gonna seize cal’s torpedo bats at the border when they go up to toronto

bigdumpertrucking:

Seattle Mariners defeat the Texas Rangers, 3-1
April 13th, 2025
T-Mobile Park - Seattle, WA
📷 Jennifer Buchanan / The Seattle Times

miketownsends:

said this in Discord the other day and someone joked “booty shorts with this across the butt” and in conclusion here they are