- 4 days ago
- 303816
me, as i force a dollar bill into the self-checkout machine: thats right…..good boy……vore president washington
im begging all of you to stop reblogging th is
Your actions have consequences
- 5 days ago
- 22583
adam and eve and.. me. i was there too but no one ever talks about it because the world is addicted to silencing gay voices
(via egberts)
- 5 days ago
- 20266
thinking sooo intently about this Gerard Donelan comic on this beautiful wednesday afternoon
(via netherworldpost)
- 6 days ago
- 90400
dreamed there was this big moth with the soul of a 3 year old girl in it and when she wanted to be held she’d do this
(via thesylverlining)
- 1 week ago
- 2980
maybe go listen to the harrowing cry of a common loon on a silent lake and you’ll calm down
(via his-majesti)
- 1 week ago
- 24691
Happy Birthday Big Bill!
funny you should mention that
(via nitramquest)
- 1 week ago
- 30153
voice acting as a profession is so funny because you’ll see someone being like “voice actors need to be paid better! like [obscure person you’ve never heard of]” and you’re like “oh I wonder who that person is, maybe I’ve heard them voice a character” and you look it up and it turns out they voice 137 characters in Futurama and 94 characters in The Simpsons and 96 characters in Adventure Time and every one of the My Little Ponies and 27 characters in Arcane and 96 characters in Kim Possible and 4 characters in Phineas and Ferb and 296 characters in Dexter’s Laboratory and all of the main cast of Fairly Odd Parents and at least 6 characters in every Pixar movie and almost every animated depiction of Superman and 473 SpongeBob characters and they’ve been in every installment of Mass Effect and Halo and The Elder Scrolls and Fallout and Call of Duty and they were in Star Trek and Law & Order and they were 12 characters in the MCU and they also invented t-shirts and the colour green and they got paid a sum total of $3.27 and a mothball for all of it combined. then you go burn down David Zaslav’s house with him inside
(via daphneblakess)
- 1 week ago
- 2079
Susan Crawford has defeated Brad Schimel in the Wisconsin Supreme Court election giving a defining blow to Donald Trump and Elon Musk.
Elon Musk donated $20 million dollars to this race and bribed people to vote for Schimel. Wisconsin rejected both of them.
This means that the Wisconsin Supreme Court will have a 4-3 Dem majority which is critical for abortion rights, redistricting measures, etc.
Decision Desk HQ with the Projection
(via daphneblakess)
- 1 week ago
- 152620
Just tried to play an ancient flute and it started filling the room with this awful miasma that wont go away
Why does staff still allow people funnier than you to leave tags on your posts. They should have fixed that by now
(via nitramquest)
- 1 week ago
- 28415
Do you know how badly you have to fuck up for this to happen
(via characterlimit)