i've lost my old powers <- girl who isn't sure if she can manage to do 100 push ups tonight

🐌✨ get snailed! 🐌✨

i've snost my snold snowers <- snirl who snisn't snure if sne can snanage to do 100 snush snups snonight

#you've got this snirlie snush those snups

snailmaoooo who tagged it that 🐌😭

Martin van Maële - Ilustration from La Trilogie érotique : Amies. Femmes. Hombres (1907)

Welp found the Adolf Eichmann of the Trump Admin

You make sure those cattle cars run on time, buddy.

I cannot get over this. They have a fucking Adolf Eichmann.

For those of you who don't know his whole deal, Adolf Eichmann was the primary bureaucrat/administrator behind the Holocaust. Overseeing supply chains, ensuring rail infrastructure was in place, collecting lists of Jews, etc.

He fled to Argentina after the war and, after a complex series of events, was found in the late 50s. The Mossad carried out an illegal extradition (which the Argentine government was, by all accounts, aware of and cool with), brought him to Jerusalem, put him on trial (you know, Hannah Arendt's whole thing, and the setting of my profile pic of Zivia) and he was hanged on June 1, 1962.

Just a reminder that it is not your vet’s job to report if your pet got into recreational drugs. We aren’t snitches, we have no obligation to report drug use. We do, however, want to save your pet so please be honest with us about what your pet got into. It could literally be life and death for them.

i initially read this as a cat picking up a cocaine habit on the street and not being a narc about it before i realised you meant pets accidentally ingesting their owners drugs

Short n Sweet Copenhagen n2

Reference: https://www.instagram.com/p/DH_V4wUtW16/?img_index=3

Sabrina Carpenter

performing Juno in Birmingham | March 6 2025

Having screaming fits of rage on occasion where you wave your arms around all higgilty piggilty

^^ stress relief 🐸

Reminders for Easter 4/20: Weadster

• Aligning the Feast of the Resurrection with Weed Day is your god's way of saying, reality is so fucked you should just get high about it
• Lucky Stoners may get a visit from the Weadster Bunny, who brings good tidings of weed and candy to good little stoners
• Unlucky stoners may be kidnapped to the Weadster Bunny's pocket dimension. Just because. Their motives are very unclear
• Weadster Eggs. I assume this requires no further explanation
• I lied. I'm further explaining. Picture a weed plant, but the nugs are growing perfectly in the shape of eggs. Smoking them gives you super powers, I just assume. Seems likely.

Bed Chem in Purple

this post is for one person and one person only, @mieczyhale 💜, the rest of you are guests on this post