the wonders of this world are multitudinous

Healing is:

-turning auto-capitalization back on

-listening to MCR again

-finally finishing that crochet project

-donating clothes

-finally emailing IT

-realizing that it’s okay to fight with your partner sometimes

-Laughing with a dear friend until you fall asleep

-finding your old martial arts stuff and deciding to give some of the forms a try

i love ruining my works toilet on the clock

boss makes a dollar i make a cent that's why i clog toilets without company consent

the numbers i be makin? 7. 😎

"Oh Max! You'll do soooo many numbers on this post, promise!" i am immune to your curses on me. my teeth grip at your throat and the sound of your voice never reaches past your tongue. do not fuck with me.

one for the compilations, friend

ink: diamine oxblood

i saw the best necromancers of my generation destroyed by lesbian situationships

i like sailing myths and superstitions because most of them can be boiled down to "if the ocean doesn't like you it will chew you up and spit out your bones. and if it really loves you it will swallow you whole and keep you forever. good luck 👍"

hey when you make posts, i just want you to know, thou/thee/thy/thine/ye are like he/you(object)/your/yours/you(subject) okay? "thou art wearing shoes," "i will wear shoes for thee," okay?

you say thine if the next word starts with a vowel and thy if the next word starts with a consonant and they both mean "your" so "thine own shoes," "thy shoes," okay?

and ye means you and refers to the subject of a sentence, "ye members of the brotherhood of shoes," okay? you need this information to create better knight yaoi. i'm personally more interested in nun yuri but we are a community

let's form structures with mamas

these are hyraxes! they're not rodents or canines or anything like that. they belong to their very own order known as hyracoidea. their closest relatives are elephants and manatees, and these mamas and babies have FREAKY teeth

also important to note that the

and:

Anyway the passenger was awesome I need a lunatic to murder everyone in my workplace and then kidnap me and psychoanalyze me while wheedling me into reveal my deepest regrets so he can take me on the worst field trip ever to help me come to terms with the inherent guilt of being alive and taking up space

As I've been saying since the first time I watched jennifers body, save me Kyle Gallner

So we're clear, we are well past constitutional crisis at this point, this is literally the soft coup, the only stage left is when they start ignoring the lawyer and arrest (or worse) anyone who is trying to stop them.

as someone with a shred of political literacy I understand the automatic urge young people have to “meme” about catastrophic events like 9/11 but as someone who stood in the eye of Katrina I also understand that the real life, individual, specific people who were traumatized by those events don’t owe you infinite grace and politeness while you spit directly in their eyeballs about the worst thing that ever happened to them

“Hurricane Katrina? More like hurricane tortilla!” Is literally the funniest shit ever to me. But if you as a white British person make a “joke” about wishing 500 Katrina’s on the USA, because you think that’s somehow anti imperialist of you to say, then you might just be a racist bitch who hates poor people with trauma

It’s wild to me to see transvestigator conspiracy theories online that could be so easily explained by natural human variation. That woman has a deep voice? Yeah, sometimes they do. A woman has broad shoulders?? Maybe she plays rugby or hits the gym a fuckton. There’s a “bulge” in her tight pants?? Maybe her vulva is just fat. All the “markers” of trans woman that transvestigators use to harass any woman aren’t even things unique to trans women.

Transphobes talk about women like they’re Barbies. Have you forgotten the existence of cameltoe? Tiny boobs? Narrow hips? Broad shoulders? Why do you think choirs have altos and not just sopranos? What do you think female athletes look like? Do you think a woman that lifts weights and plays contact sports will look like a 90s supermodel? At what point in history did we collectively forget that human bodies have natural variability???

official anti terf post

Don't forget intersex people! Who can be women, men OR nonbinary and don't always neatly fit into white supremacist gender presentation!

Y'know that quote about "if you're the smartest person in the room, you're in the wrong room"

Also applies to queerness and neurodivergency

idk how to compare those lol

The original quote's purpose is to say that you should always seek out people smarter than you for your own intellectual development.

If I'm the gayest and most mentally ill person in the room, I need to find a room with more gay and mentally ill people for my own gay and mentally ill development.

And thats why you are on Tumblr

You get it

not every frustrating and annoying thing I experience as a disabled person is ableism and to argue that that is my standpoint is an ironic hypocritical flattening of my beliefs and experiences

I think the most common form of ableism on here is telling yourself that a disabled person believes a certain thing and then instantly believing it instead of actually asking them or engaging with them in a constructive way

“autistic people do X” “physically disabled people say Y” “ADHDers believe in Z” this isn’t the Myers Briggs these are labels that encompass the experiences of millions of people and you shouldn’t be so eager to make statements on behalf of all of them

hi bug friends!

I haven’t worked with bugs in a long time, however, the bug zoo that most of my posts were from is in danger! Due to federal funding losses, the Iowa State University Insect Zoo will be closed.

There is a petition regarding this decision. If you care for bugs, youth, and science communication, considering signing: https://www.change.org/p/save-the-isu-insect-zoo