monster2001:

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duncte123:

froginakettle:

neptuneking:

dankmemeuniversity:

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I’m

The youth are lost

Not in a million years would I have ever thought of this

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guerrillatech:

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diangelodork:

animentality:

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i love fanfiction writers oh my god

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sparrowlucero:

my personal pick for most underrated animal is the european legless lizard, which i think is often taken to just look like a normal and rather plain snake, but if you’re familiar with reptile anatomy at all it looks more like some sort of bizarre heraldic fantasy creature than basically anything else on earth

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escuerzoresucitado:

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crossroadsbishounen:

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kushblazer666:

anglaised:

anglaised:

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is he just like messing around atp like

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this country is a circus

how quickly we forget

moviequotes3:
“austin powers was so fucked for doing this
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moviequotes3:

austin powers was so fucked for doing this

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teaboot:

Ollie loves to have the bases of his ears massaged with my thumbs and whenever I do it for him his eyes close and pushes so hard into it that he has to brace with his legs to avoid falling over and he purrs, and every time I do it I think about how he can’t do that for himself on his own, and how wonderful and strange it is that our two species happened to evolve in a way that allowed a bread loaf-sized obligate carnivore capable of receiving the most satisfying ear rub imaginable, but only from a giant omnivorous ape

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jame7t:

i-give-you-a-fish:

jame7t:

Man I’m a graphic designer why the fuck do I have to explore the Tomb

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You get a Devils Hole Pupfish

Cyprinodon diabolis

Well Ok I like this

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Bro I’m in India rn and someone recognized me from my instagram account help 😭

Photos form my recent performance where it’s looks like I asked a question, got confused, and then antagonized an audience member

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sycamorality:

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💯 but its 000 for when something’s fuckall

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bewbin:

Watch my new talk show (yell show?) Road Rage where i drive people around and letting them air out their stupid beef (Subscribe here!)

Yall gotta watch this it’s so good and funny