TOMORROW

HERE HE IS

THE BOY

Here's how he looked before:

evil. stinky. bad. so very dirty.

and now side profile!

now i just need to find another one so i can make his sister :)

Crushed my first backcountry camping trip

Using my .2seconds of signal to tell you all that 16 year olds are the funniest people on the planet but also the most insane

Two days ago one of the boys impulsively tried to diy a haircut looking at himself in the side of the rig (not even the mirror) and i had to give him a buzzcut with scissors in a parking lot. It looked fine ofc im talented but this was not in my job description

Yesterday one told me “theres a bees nest here!” and proceeded to show me where by kicking it

I had to bribe a girl with the promise of buying her gummy bears to get her to stop eating dropped pasta off of the dirt

The boys were split up between rigs and the bunch in mine started calling the other on the other rig a fascist through the window and then one of them was like YEAH! YOURE SUCH A FASCIST and then stopped and was like what does fascist mean. And none of them knew or could answer. Eventually one of them was like…. Was hitler a fascist? He was, right? I was like guys 😭 . If you dont know what a word means. Do you think you should be saying it? And one was like yeah? I say stuff all the time and i dont know what it means.

Today one of them drank hot dog water and, of course, immediately threw up

they should do a bit where the doctor goes “enough is enough no more of this i am going to change and be better no more kidnapping people with my box and doing irreparable damage to their life!” and he goes to therapy and the therapist meets him and they start talking and about ohhh 15 minutes later the therapist is in the tardis and the doors shut and all you hear is “yes that’s right All Of Time And Space!”

just learned about farming simulator

I mean, I already knew about it, but I just learned about it

Did you know that the target audience for Farming Simulator is actual real-world farmers? Because I didn’t. I just assumed that farmers probably don’t want to go home from a day of farming to do some (presumably highly inaccurate) virtual farming?

Like, imagine if the target audience for Power Washing Simulator was actual professional power washers.

Farming Sim gets sponsored by companies and shit to put ads in their games. But since the game is for farmers, all of the ads target farmers. Advertising products that, realistically, only farmers would be interested in. Aka John Deere tractors and shit.

There’s a fucking farming sim esports league. Where do they play? Agriculture conventions. not gaming conventions. agriculture conventions.

post cancelled this is way funnier

My buddy who is a farmer has the type of planter that drives itself across the field using GPS at a steady speed, and he just needs to turn it around at the end of each row. He added a little folding desk to his chair and plays farming simulator on it while he plants.

okay playing farming simulator while farming is crazy

Look, people hate the real world and come home and play The Sims.

redraw of my first noelle art

ten is not a good age to have an identity crisis, can you guys play tag or something instead

i think everyones kindness souls should work together to put out a giant grease fire

halite belongs to @scorchrend , rienie belongs to @kimi-karma , sunny belongs to @undertalecookingwithkindness

jades also here thats my kid hi jadeeee

glass shattering sfx

processing trauma is not an option when algebra class starts in like 10 minutes. Lock in Block out😀😀😀😀😀😀😀

joke from whenever toby clarified he had to add save points to chapter 4 light world segment

vintage heart-shaped lockets

out west they call me the Migraine Kid. aint nobody who could get a headache faster than me, and when the lawmen come the loud bangin and bright flashes of their guns only serve to make me even crankier

a short comic about some things i have seen around america’s national parks

the thing about adulthood is when someone says something extremely rude to you, you can either turn the other cheek or calmly & firmly correct them. The third option is to tell them “say that again, I’ll bite you” & everyone sort of nervously laughs and tries to move on from your little joke. Which is why I think it’s very important that when they do say it again you follow through. Nobody actually expects you to bite them. We should be biting more. Also if you’re with the county health department do not read thi s post

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