I keep fish and sometimes breed them (free fish hack). At the moment I have some beautiful fellows that are getting up there in age, so it’s time to create more.
I separate all of my fish by their gendies as soon as you can possibly tell them apart to keep the population of my tanks where I want it, and to prevent inbreeding (and all of the complications that stem from that). These lads have effectively never seen a girl.
When I added the female to continue their legacy, they didn’t know what to do. So they did what any respectable man might do in that confusing situation: ignored her and continued having sex with each other.
So preoccupied with one another are they that I’m honestly not sure if they will ever include her in any way that matters. Their bloodline ends with gay sex, and tbh, I kinda love that for them.
The g in lgbtq stands for guppy. 🌈
As if to mock me directly, they are now going out of their way to have sex in front of her while she just floats there like
I’ve turned off the light so that maybe they’ll include her by accident. 🤫
Free fish!
(Created by accident in the dark.)
I need you all to know, I sat on this news for 72 hours, closely monitoring, waiting for more to be born and this is it. There are 4 of them. 😂
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“Accidentally discovered straight sex while confused in the dark” is like. The opposite of a porn premise.
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Vulture capitalists run all our hospitals in the US now. Nurses ain’t allowed to nurse anymore like this, you need a drug you have to wait hours until the code is given out to unlock where the drug is regardless of what it is. And most new nurses ain’t trained like the old ones, they just wait and then give you whatever the doctor ordered for you. The longer we let capitalism fuck our healthcare the more we enshittify our healthcare
