this blog is themeless just deal with it.

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ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME

*clicks play in morbid curiosity*

*hammers reblog button*

I think I find this post every April Fools Day and I am so happy that I do

Ikrit almost spat out his smoothie XD

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women keep coming up to me giggling and blushing and running their finger along the edge of my mighty greatsword like STOP theres literally evil afoot

A drawing showing how Jim Henson Performed Kermit in The Muppet Movie’s swamp scene.

This is the best picture I could find of how they customized the Studebaker so Fozzie could appear to drive the car. They crammed the real driver in the trunk. I think he was driving from a video monitor.

I think we would all be a lot happier if we loved like a Hozier song. Seriously his songs are so beautiful.

hozier hits different when you’re gay and yearning and the world feels apocalyptic huh

Wasteland, baby!

Mutual 1: guys we should all be listening to this Czech Electro-ska band that released a single album of seven songs in 1995

Mutual 2: here's 7000 words on french socks 1886-1891

Mutual 3: I think I hauve covid

Mutual 4: obsessed with War and Peace currently literally incapable of thinking about anything else

Every time I hear a Hozier song in public I feel like a sleeper agent activating

group sighing in ten minutes

wistful, exasperated, strung-out, mournful, content, it matters not. all sighers are welcome for group sighing. in nine minutes

sometimes i feel like im climing up this incline again alone but thankully sisypus and the itsy bitsy spider and here with me

holy shit is that kate bush

I am so horrified by the realization that I am in fact this man. Like we even look similar. What is happening

Not including the next part feels criminal

hozier did NOT write talk for y’all to say “oh if i was orpheus i just wouldn’t turn around”

Keep your messaging simple:

“Trump fired everyone in charge of airplane safety, and a week later planes started crashing into each other.”

That’s it. That’s the messaging. Don’t get bogged down disputing Trump’s false claims. Just blame him, in short and repeatable sentences.