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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
canadiangold

vikingfunerals:

the commodification of friendship is the most annoying thing to come out of the internet in ages. like actually i love to break this to you but you’re supposed to help your friends move even if it’s hard work. or stay up with them when they’re sad even if you’re gonna lose sleep. you’re supposed to listen to their fears and sorrows even if it means your own mind takes on a little bit of that weight. that’s how you know that you care. they will drive you to the airport and then you will make them soup when they’re sick. you’re supposed to make small sacrifices for them and they are supposed to do that for you. and there’s actually gonna be rough patches for both of you where the balance will be uneven and you will still be friends and it will not be unhealthy and they will not be abusive. life is not meant to be an endless prioritization of our own comfort if it was we would literally never get anywhere ever. jesus.

canadiangold starting to plan a certain event and wow reddititors hate their friends they hate their family how dare you ask anything of anyone ever. but also how dare they ever ask anything of you. don’t get me started
mornington-the-crescent

Anonymous asked:

How does the MBTA clear snow off of the tracks?

mbta-unofficial answered:

Jet engine

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victusinveritas:

mbta-unofficial:

mbta-unofficial:

mbta-unofficial:

Yall.

I’m disappointed.

I gave you a gizmo. An absolute contraption. A doohickey even. You asked how the MBTA removes snow from its tracks and instead of getting a normal answer like “plow” or “salt” I give you a fucking jet engine bolted to a rail car like I’m looney fucking tunes and you have the gall to give it only 22 notes.

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This one has a fucking sneefer

Are you happy now????

There is also this guy who is named Russel

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Look at his smile

These things are gorgeous and deserve much more love and appreciation.

mornington-the-crescent