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energyprison:

energyprison:

hey its me your immune system. looks like we caught somethin here. try sneezing real fast see if that gets rid of it. yeah no dice, huh… alright lemme try filling your lungs with fluid. no yeah i do it all the time dont worry works like a charm. hmmm… still no good… alright well just hold tight here for a minute maybe it just needs time to start working. in the mean time ill go fire up the ol’ neuron cooker n see if that helps

HEY its me again. false alarm turns out it was just like pollen or somethin haha sorry i can be a little jumpy is all. …hey man youre not lookin so good are you okay?

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wifestock:

[guy who has been cut 999 times immediately beforehand voice]: this shits easy i could definitely take one more

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selfportrait27:

thatscavlife:

circleskirtfeminine:

I want to try so many little hobbies. Candle making, soap making, basket weaving, wood carving, book binding, baking, weaving, I want to try them all.

I almost made a post about this the other day (unless i actually did and totally forgot) but there’s so many

I was going to make a list, but then i realized this is a good time to share this book

Making Stuff and Doing things is a whole collection of old punk DIY zines about making and doing just about anything, even things you probably never knew you wanted to do.

Book binding? In there.

Making bowls from old vinyl records? I made a whole ton for my brother’s grad party last year.

Basics of guitar? Making rubber stamps? Silk screening? Composting? Homemade beer, root beer, and wine? Soymilk?? Quill pens??? All in there.

Since it’s more punk, it doesn’t have a ton of the folksy, cottage vibes/hobbies, but it’s all about being resourceful and sustainable, which they both have in common.

If i ever need to do anything I’m not sure of, I double check this book to see if there’s anything in there. It’s one of the only books on diy I’ve ever needed.

Making Stuff & Doing Things (2016) : Kyle Bravo : Free Download, Borrow, and Streaming : Internet Archive

Handbook of basic life skills for a young punk or activist, or anyone without a lot of money.Following some of the advice in this book could

Internet Archive

You can download the entire book as a PDF in the link above.

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cuteness–overload:

Credits: Moakley

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clonekisser:

I gave a victorian kid some sour patch kids and he sprinkled a little bit of cocaine on it as casually as you would salt before even taking a bite

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drdemonprince:

you don’t “hate kids,” you hate being forced into a caretaking role.

you don’t “hate kids,” you hate censorship passed off as family values.

you don’t “hate kids,” you hate the constrictiveness of the nuclear family.

you don’t “hate kids,” you’re just not used to occupying fully age diverse spaces so you’re not used to the noise or the many different kinds of needs.

you don’t “hate kids,” most public spaces just aren’t built for kids, and so the few kids you see are always uncomfortable and distressed.

you don’t “hate kids,” you hate the intense social rules assigned to kids and anyone who interacts with kids.

You don’t “hate kids,” you hate how society reproduces its most restrictive elements and how kids are powerless to resist it.

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bongjoonheaux:

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catboybiologist:

catboybiologist:

catboybiologist:

I’m sorry I’m going fucking insane over trans people in sports issues the anti trans crowd has lost the fucking plot and then has the audacity to act like its the trannies who are ridiculous

I used to be of the “well the sports issue isn’t really important to me its w/e I just don’t want it to be a gateway into other transphobia” but oh my fucking god we are so far gone. The fencing shit is sending me over the edge. What the fuck.

I can’t even articulate my words so I’m just going to tell a story in screenshots

I am so fucking tired of being gaslit about this

I’m also still so fucking pissed that we have to include “ooo the trans fencer only finished in X place” because its a reminder that trans women will never be allowed to excel at anything in the public eye without being cut down. Fuck OFF

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transcyberism:

transcyberism:

sometimes I almost forget slut is a derogatory term. it’s so friend shaped to me. I love when things are slutty. I love sluts and slutting it up. it’s a cute word. make every day sluttier than your last. sluttttt

the kink bloggers found this post and are putting horny stuff in my notifications but I’m not even mad. the sluts are in the notes of the slut positivity post. all is as it should be.

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petrolipelo:

Vic Michaelis is to Sam Reich what Ally Beardsley is to Brennan Lee Mulligan

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asmeesh:

asmeesh:

shit-show-no-go:

asmeesh:

1$ flea market score. Tiny glass 1960s perfume bottles. I love them.

Can you swap their heads ?

omg you can

Their meeting was foretold in the ancient texts

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duncte123:

froginakettle:

neptuneking:

dankmemeuniversity:

I’m

The youth are lost

Not in a million years would I have ever thought of this

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hopepunk-humanity:

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miraclemaya:

spaghettioverdose:

miraclemaya:

witchofanguish:

miraclemaya:

this is problematic of me (joke) but i really enjoy the splashing of french into english speech or writing. just adds a pizzazz

*adds a certain je ne sais quoi

see the problem is that despite around 8 years of french schooling the french language has utterly escaped my brain so even the most obvious set up i had created for myself by accident was missed by me. such is life.

*c'est la vie

god damn it

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