Came for the Undertale, Stayed for the Memes

mysteryteacup:

alska:

*Scrolls past*

*reluctant sigh*

*scrolls back up*

*rebogs*

*Clicks heart* “Lichens,” I say at the same moment.

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guardianspirits13:

@oh-tobeafrog thank you for inspiring me with this galaxy brain take on my two favorite marvel heroes :)

original post here

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datafags:

perfectly-princely-emo-nightmare:

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chaoticwixtheybe:

dorkery:

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triskeleaficionado:

asirbyanyothername:

haveuseenmyhalo:

krisatherandom:

instructor144:

triskeleaficionado:

ffs ….

Originally posted by lil-ol-shipper

Additions from my husband: Bakers wear loafers and Zookeepers wear Crocs

Excellent additions.

Angels wear wingtips.

A lumberjack wears Timberlands.

Ice skaters wear slippers

Originally posted by itsthemuthafuckinbatman-blog

Addition from my mom: delivery drivers wear vans

VERY good addition!

Achilles wears heels.

how is this post from this decade and not like 2012

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ouroya:

shushututu:

People seriously underestimate the long term effects of constant loneliness

“why are you so weird?” Idk, maybe because being completely isolated while growing up has destroyed my brain and now I’m nothing more than a human-mimicking creature that bases all of my actions on what I think is normal human behavior rather than just doing things naturally

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definitely-not-a-plant:

agentwaffle:

sepiascissors:

floating-goblin-deactivated2021:

the unholy trinity of piss-poor caretakers, tag yourself:

• tomboy, meaning “this child is clearly queer but let’s hope it goes away”
• sensitive, meaning “clearly neurodivergent and often distressed but let’s keep going until they grow numb”
• mature, meaning “traumatized but let’s ignore that”

• quiet, meaning “has been yelled at or ignored a few too many times and now considers all attempts at communicating with others to be pointless”
• self-sufficient, meaning “next to zero trust in parental figures’ ability in various aspects of parenting”
• lazy, meaning “depressed, but expected to preform tasks or actions without positive support or knowledge of how to do things”

Y'know, if you’re gonna call me out in so many damn flavors can we at least have blue raspberry?

• blue raspberry, good “mmmmm” tasty. isnt real.

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hellenhighwater:

hellenhighwater:

fred-the-dinosaur:

fred-the-dinosaur:

hellenhighwater:

nobodywasneverhere:

hellenhighwater:

fishofthewoods:

hellenhighwater:

jackfromthefairytale:

hellenhighwater:

codebreakerblue:

hellenhighwater:

Well those are allllmost done

question. why do you have 7 featureless grey monoliths in your driveway

There’s eight actually but the last one is still in the garage

question. why do you have eight featureless grey monoliths

They’re actually a really dark purple

question. why do you have seven featureless really dark purple monoliths in your driveway and an eighth in the garage

Some of them do have features though. There’s holes and hinges and stuff, so I can put secrets in em

question. why do you have 8 really dark purple occasionally featureful monoliths

The heart wants what the heart wants

this reads like a muppet sketch

see? See!??!

You’re not wrong

This post is less than six months old.

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