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Reblogged wizard-email
Girl you need to get out of bed faster than this
Reblogged shingekicorn
Im craving... $000,000
Check your Venmo :)🤭
STOPPP YOU DIDNT
Do you think you could put it back together? :)
im fucking losing it
i thought it was just a normal dog in the background up until the end until it really opened its fucking mouth
and then i just keep looking at it, paying attention while he talks, and im like...is that...a fucking muppet...is that controlled by someones hand, and i just, it gets so much worse because i keep staring and its forever until i realize its not even a normal fucking dog it has fucking hands. little grabby fucking hands,
I saw a post describing different kinds of body horror, like with a deer as example. I didn't get the one that used deception as theme, like 'the thing that wasn't a deer and maybe never was' was an example of how we are afraid to be deceived, but I couldn't picture it. THIS 'DOG' IS A HORRBILE XAMPLE OF THAT! I hate how for a few moments I truly thought that was just a normal dog! How could I have been that blind!?! I actually flinced when that jaw unhinged like a fucking snake!
I'm glad everyone else is having fun, but I immediately became so focused on the dog that I had to rewatch the entire video to even know what the person was talking about. Like, "Why is Fizzgig there?"
Reblogged enigmaris
Update from the man himself
holdtightclothing
The Porn Guy aka The Nice Guy aka The Canadian side of Pornhub aka SFW Pornhub’s REAL NAME is Ryan Creamer. No joke, that is legit his real name.
Also this.
Which led him to this.
Bless this man.
I can appreciate him and the service he’s providing independently of the shitshow that is the platform he’s hosted on.
He remains just as funny and weird on other platforms dw
By the way, the topic he was presenting was
‘Can I get an Honorary Degree if I Just Ask Really Nicely’
Reblogged siorshreabhadh
obsessed with the way my robotics team lead talks
she’s reinventing hieroglyphics
She’s the only person who truly understands how emojis were meant to be used.
Reblogged siorshreabhadh
"there's a guy in the walls" movies exist in a universe that I fucking WISH was real. imagine how easy it would be to install stuff in walls if the space behind a wall was not 3.5 inches/8.9 cm deep and I could get my whole self in there. of course that would mean a guy could get in there too, but what are the odds.
<currently blogging from inside this idiot's walls>
PLEASE help me feed these ethernet cables downstairs or I'm gonna kill myself before you get a crack at me
thread it down here champ, we'll get this installed come hell or high water
you are the best scary murderer who could have ever crawled into my walls
“egg [x6]”
Reblogged bagelsand-creamcheemse
A series of events:
1. I put in an Annual Leave request form almost 3 weeks ago and my boss has not approved it yet
2. I went into my office today and replaced every single writing utensil with crayons in preparation for April Fools Day on Monday
3. Whilst searching for pens to remove, I found my unsigned Annual Leave form in my boss’s drawer
4. I placed my unsigned Annual Leave form in a photo frame and put in on his desk
5. The frame I used was from a photo of his kids that I deemed less important than my Leave form
6. My boss sometimes goes into the office on Saturdays to work
7.
I appreciate the context of 1-6 or else 7 might have had some very concerning implications.
Reblogged reslutcitate
Saw a post about the sesamarot and wanted to share my favorite reading
I’ve built up a high tolerance to funny over the years. This is genuinely one of the few times I’ve ever laughed so hard I’ve started crying. I trust you, sesamarot.
Reblogged baddywronglegs
