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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
randygrim
24ozsteak

FUCK aliens ! we got these crazy shits under da sea and we’re not payin any attention!!!

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24ozsteak

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YES

khaos4k

“the colony can regenerate injured parts or continue growing after being broken apart. Unless all individual clones are killed at the same time, a colony can theoretically live forever”

This thing is fucking mythical

elvencantation

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yeehaw

quark-nova

also this thing killed a penguin once. got stuck inside. not even joking.

bubobubosibericus

hold up what

quark-nova

their “skin” (really, the thing that holds the tiny clones together) is made of cellulose, the same material as trees, so it’s incredibly solid for what looks like a floating wiggly tube.

the tube is open at one end and closed at the other end, so a penguin once swam inside, couldn’t get out and drowned.

bubobubosibericus

Outstanding!

renny-mayflower

JEEEESUS CHRIST

brownheadedcowbird
noknowshame

I’m watching Splash (1984) which is a romcom about a guy who falls in love with a mermaid, and when she chooses a human name she chooses Madison and guy says “that’s not a real name, but alright” which seems to imply that Madison was not a name until at least the 80’s and all girls named Madison are actually named after the mermaid. thought you should know

brbeth

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I think...you might be right

brownheadedcowbird

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what the fuck