duran-duran-less-official:

shwarmadillo:

oh how the turns have tables

The absolute fear in his voice climbing over the course of the clip, peaking when he says “THIS IS SO MANY DIFFERENT DAYS!!!!!”

shamebats:

bermudienne:

My favourite translator said that when she was an ambassador for Hungary she took all these Japanese politicians on a tour and she was trying to circumtranslate ‘merry go round’ cause she didn’t know the Japanese word for it by calling it a ‘horse tornado for children’ and they had no blessed idea what she was saying and she finally started running in circles going up and down and they go ‘ohhhhh, in Japan we call those ‘merry-go-rounds’“

kushblazer666:

segamascott:

kaijuno:

brownheadedcowbird:

brbeth:

noknowshame:

I’m watching Splash (1984) which is a romcom about a guy who falls in love with a mermaid, and when she chooses a human name she chooses Madison and guy says “that’s not a real name, but alright” which seems to imply that Madison was not a name until at least the 80’s and all girls named Madison are actually named after the mermaid. thought you should know

I think…you might be right

what the fuck

tittyinfinity:

targetdotcom:

archibaldtuttle:

I want to show you an actual training slide from my customer service job that I had to see yesterday.

Fińàncial Harm

16th-of-a-twigg:

He’s just sleeping he’s just sleeping he’s just sleeping he’s jus

Ko-Fi