this is your gentle reminder to stop fighting against your adhd and instead structure your life around it
buy a pack of chapsticks and put one in the pocket of all of your coats and jackets because you always forget to bring one and chapped lips is sensory hell
leave important things where you can see them. if they go in a box or a drawer you will forget they exist
put any appointments or deadlines in your phone calendar As Soon As you get them. set a reminder for a week before, a day before, an hour before, as many as you need as often as you need them.
when that little voice in your head says “i dont need to write that down, ill remember it” that is the devil talking!!! write it down anyway!!
plan for down time. have a few hours at the end of every day to just do fun stuff like engage in your hyperfixations. even if you didnt get all of your work done that day, have the rest anyway. you probably spent the whole day beating yourself up for not doing what you Should be doing, so you still need the break.
if you never eat vegetables because its too much effort to chop and cook them, get the frozen or canned shit. it doesnt go off for ages and you just have to microwave it. theres no point buying fresh vegetables if they just keep going off and being left to rot in the bottom of your fridge
if you struggle to decide what to have for dinner every day, take the decision out of it. choose a set of meals and eat those on rotation until you get sick of them, then choose some new ones and do it again.
its not stupid if it works! our brains literally have a chemical deficiency. you are allowed to accommodate yourself. go forth and stop making your life more difficult than it has to be because “this shouldn’t be this hard”. it is hard, so make it easier.
1. There’s a kid out there already thinking of inclusivity at such a young age.
2. There’s a blind boy who feels more seen and loved and part of his class.
3. The tenderness and consideration that the mom put into creating the special heartfelt felt heart (see what I did there?) for the classmate is so apparent.
4. That boy’s parents must have bawled seeing the valentine their son came home with and knowing that he’s being included and welcomed by his peers.
I am exhausted and not-quite-migrainey so decided to instacart groceries.
In this order I requested 5 individual carrots.
I am now the (proud?) owner of 5 BAGS of carrots.
This is too much carrot
I’ve been got by instacart carrots again.
I chose this:
This image appears to be of the lose carrots that one finds in the bins where you can choose your own carrots, yes? You would not expect this to be a pre-packaged bag of carrots, right? Well that’s what I thought at least, so I requested 1 pound.
I received, admittedly for the price listed, a 25 POUND BAG of carrots.
Help it reaches my knee
On the year exactly????
Oh my gods i didn’t even notice!
Does this count as a very minor fey curse/blessing because it kinda feels like one
Happy Too Many Carrots Day to tumblr user fractiousrvt
I am very covid cautious and I just want to say that at this point of failed public health response, staying home when you’re sick is basically impossible at this point. Like yes, taking a day to three off when you’re at your most symptomatic is possible, but the length of time people are sick and the frequency now, like low income people can’t afford it. We just can’t. We need better policy around this and it’s so frustrating how little people care, including people who need the policies the most
They need to invent more fake celebrities like Hatsune Miku and Gorillaz and the Muppets because it’s genuinely the most sustainable way to maintain a parasocial relationship with the entertainer class.
Kermit the Frog can never get canceled because Kermit the Frog has no agency or personhood beyond what he is imbued with by the collective labor of puppeteers, voice actors, singers, and writers. He is, along with these other examples, effectively a celebrity by gestalt. He has transcended the inherit instability of the celebrity class through diffusion of responsibility for his personhood. He is a god.
Caught the moon hanging out in the bird bath this morning.
Reblogging this picture from 2016 because I just saw it again and I can’t believe I got this lucky with the cheap little silver gray point-and-shoot digital camera I had then. It was taken from an upstairs window. People have accused me of photoshopping it or faking somehow but it was just one of those moments when I was lucky.
