benevolent vandal

I keep forgetting to pin my posts, but also my inventory keeps getting bigger as I do more projects.

Information on @thesweeneytarot can be found at that link. Here is where the 10th Anniversary Edition can be bought. For those on a budget, here is where you can find the original- which comes in a less sturdy box and is made of less durable materials. The guide is available via that tumblr blog, but there is a print version available here.

Then there's @the-motif-deck, which is a bit more ambitious- a system that I came up with based on the way that I've read cards for the past decade. The cards do not have any inherent meaning, meaning is assigned by the reader (and sometimes the querent.) It can be purchased here. There is no guide book for this deck.

Speaking of books, here's a link to my books! There are some older pieces there that I am proud to say I've improved from, but if you like urban and modern fantasy/horror, those are some fun ones. Most current works are going to be the books about dirt: Good Clean Dirt and Damn Good Party, which are about being a local cryptid for fun and profit, and how to REALLY mess up someone's wedding with magic powers. I'm working on part 3.

Also, here's a little coloring book about flowers and their meanings that sounds like it fell through a hole in the universe, which I made because I found an article in a bridal mag that clearly didn't do any research so I was like... 'hmm... I think I should make one that's even wronger out of spite.'

More in coloring books: Here's some unsorted coloring pages that also look like they fell through a hole in the universe. I was intending on making another coloring book, but I lost the momentum on the project and now its 'pay what you want' with a $1 minimum.

I also just uploaded the Wild Westerville coloring pages as well. Same price, but the animals are real ones this time. Physical book is available on Mixam.

While you're there, you can also just make a donation if you feel like it.

There is also my Etsy, where you can buy some cool embroidered patches.

There is also my Redbubble, which has a ton of designs that I've done for the past like... ten years. If you saw me playing with the moth scarves for halloween, that's where those come from. You can also find prints of my nature drawings there.

Uhhhhh... I think that's it? There's probably more. I'm always forgetting something.

I know you're not supposed to talk about what happens at protests, but I was carrying a big fuckoff pride flag down the street and a dude rolled up to me and started yelling about how I was mutilating children.

So i blew him a kiss and he sped off confused as fuck.

I do not yell back.

I will not look at my retirement fund. Looking at my retirement fund is the mind killer.

This goober.

Finding out that the most prominent photographer in my area is on an 'opt-in' listing for 'anti-woke' businesses sure has me feeling feelings that I'm feeling.

Sometimes I forget that responding to things like 'that's how I got involved in the third cult' isn't a phrase you should just... say casually, even to people you know fairly well.

You have to get rid of something to make room for new passions.