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Went to a restaurant wearing a floofy tulle skirt, had an unexpected allergic reaction and had to Leave, got so nauseous I couldn't move and passed out face down fully clothed on top of my duvet cover. Woke up a few hours later and Koshekh was burrowed under my skirt hugging my ass.

The bingus is the greatest animal of all time everyone should have a bingus.

the fact that walls get dusty is ridiculous. you're vertical. act like it.

wild how we have a medication that is super effective at treating a debilitating disability but its controlled to hell and back because What If Someone Takes It For Fun like i have an idea who gives a shit

If you are talking about stimulants, that's not really why it's a controlled substance. It's because they pose a serious risk of harm and addiction, especially if you don't actually have ADHD.

damn its a good thing we keep adhd meds on lock can you imagine if people had easy access to harmful or addictive substances anyways time to go to the gas station to grab a monster energy, some bud light, and a vape cart

This looks like a fucking parody post, or an edgy edit, but it’s 100% official real Flintstones.

Clarification: I don’t hate this book, I love it, it’s amazing. It’s just that taking a step back and looking it out of context is still really funny. Especially the line��“We participated in a genocide, Barney.”

ok but imagine them in their cartoon forms saying this dialogue i’m

can we have some context to this, perhaps?

Bedrock is having a mayoral election. One of the candidates is a violent war mongering asshole that riles people up against the lizard people. This reminds Fred and Barney of their time in the army.

Back then the father of said violent candidate was riling people up against the “tree people”. Fred, Barney, and other soldiers fought what they believed to be a defensive measure against the tree people. Turns out, it was actually an invasion, in order to kill off the tree people and take over their forest to build Bedrock.

That’s what Fred means when he says he and Barney participated in a genocide. They literally did.

(Extra fun fact, Barney adopted a tree person baby after the war, and his son Bamm-Bamm is the last tree person.)

just fucking read it

http://readcomiconline.to/Comic/The-Flintstones

There are a lot of interesting things about this post but the AK-47 shaped spear is what really got me

This is just as wild with the context

Some of my favorite moments in the series

From the foreword to 2021 print of the comic.

By Mark Russell and Steve Pugh!

For more context, I really enjoy this interview they did:

i tell myself everything will be okay as the wind passes through me i tell myself that i’ll be fine as the small child kisses the bony knuckles of my hand i tell myself that i am not a burden as i walk to the bus stop i tell myself that i am worthy of the delights that come before me as i eat the same meal for the fourth day in a row i tell myself that i am loved and no one is pretending as i am embraced by sleep i tell myself that tomorrow it will be better and eventually one day i’ll find that everything was indeed okay

Pangur's already grown in her fluffy winter coat

miku but she’s in a medieval manuscript

Haven’t seen this on the dash yet today. Happy 9/11 everyone.

Sorry Dean and castiel from Supernatural, I was lying. My father is alive and well

people are always like "Oh a vampire wouldn't get horny while drinking someone's blood, that's like getting horny while eating a sandwich" and like man have you never had a really good fucking sandwich?

The sandwich i had for lunch didnt moan and scream and squirm against my body and then become limp and pliable when i was done now did it

(Via @morganpdf )

why is my entire dash 9/11 jokes did smth happen or

NEVERMIND.

“the sun” by edvard munch (1909)

[Image description: a painting of the sun above the water. It is framed by rocks and a bit of green (perhaps grass) in the foreground. The center of the sun is white-yellow and its rays of are red, orange, yellow, and blue. End ID]

Worth evening dress ca. 1890

From Coutau-Bégarie & Associés

That was for their own good

A spoon's only objective in life is to make soup go upwards, and it knows this. That's why when you put one under a running tap it blasts the water way high. The spoon thinks there's suddenly TONS of soup to deal with and it freaks out.

Golden Scarab (Chrysina resplendens), family Scarabaeidae, found in Central America

photograph by Pascal Goetgheluck