Maids! Maids! Your princess demands a thousand kissies
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Visitors get to live out their guzhuang drama fantasies interacting with in-character NPCs as the heroine get pinned to the wall
Look, people can argue against it all the want but if you’re going to have a maid it is your responsibility to mitt train her
A maid that hasn’t accepted that every mess she sees isn’t her immediate responsibility WILL injure herself by working too hard. It’s your job to be sure she rests and follows her instincts in a healthy way. It’s exactly like muzzling a dog that likes to get into everything, except instead of getting into garbage she’s mopping the entire grocery store when running errands
This is ESPECIALLY important if your maid is a rescue by the way! 1 in 5 rescue maids are former assassins or spec ops, and you don’t want to find that out after she guts someone on the sidewalk for bumping into you
Make a game out of it! It can be a fun bonding activity that’s enriching for you both, she might even start bringing the mitts to you on her own!
But even if it’s hard, you still have to do it for her own good
Mitt. Train. Your. Maids.
Anonymous asked:
Waiter waiter! More attractive middle aged women, please!!
bri-wolfer answered:
here’s a freshly brewed one just for you <3
