there is still time.

sometimes I wonder why y'all are obsessed with specific characters and I'm like "why them" but then I remember that sometimes its literally not your choice you just look at them wrong and all of a sudden they're taking up your every thought forever

Legit

why didnt obi wan introduce anakin to system of a down like my dad did when he sensed a darkness in me. i cant stand catholics

still laughing my ass off to this

Video ID: Weird Al and Eminem sitting in fancy room. Al: I was a little bit nervous about do this interview Eminem: Relax, Guy! I like gay men, you know? Al: That’s great, but, I- I’m not gay. Eminem: I don’t believe that. ID end.

It’s been a hard day bro can you pet me

no one talks about how ocd has updates. like you'll "get over" one thing and then a brand new horror arises because you happened to be stressed one day

happy Thursday the 20th

I’d have to wait months or even years for another chance to reblog this, so why the fuck not?

next days you can reblog this on a Thursday the 20th

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You know, just in case you wanted to set your queue for the next 6 years

[crossing my arms defiantly in a manner that makes you want to kill me] this haunted game would not have fit on a n64 cartridge

(scoffing) uh polaroid photographs are NOT that size or ratio. plus you put digital screen tearing effects on this employee orientation video thats supposed to be VHS. (really mocking tone) have you even dialed a rotary telephone before??? those arent """buttons"""" you idiot

☝️🤓 the audio isnt compressed enough to be on a game made prior to 2002

Ok sooooo. and DON'T be mad. We're going to boil you.

You’re married to your phone background/lockscreen how fucked are you

i feel like a lot of discourse around identities could just be boiled down to “you could not pay me to care about this”

therians? this doesn’t affect me in the slightest. weird transgenders? okay who cares. contradictory labels? none of my business. neopronouns? it takes 5 seconds of my time to google how to use a pronoun set this is like minimal brain work. bi lesbians? i don’t get how that works but the world will keep spinning. normalize minding your own business