The Epitome Of Randomness

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
frownyalfred
frownyalfred

random Gothamites: Yeah, sure hope Wayne is enjoying life in his plush little castle up on that hill. Must be nice, having all that luxury.

Hal Jordan: Bruce goes through a lot for the League, but at least he gets to go home to a Manor every night. Nursing wounds in paradise is still, you know, in paradise.

Bruce Wayne: *stumbles home from a 16 hour patrol bleeding from every part of his body* *passes out on the Cave floor, facedown and half out of his suit* *proceeds to sleep 12 consecutive hours there* *Alfred comes by and drapes a medical sheet over his shoulders at one point in pity* *he wakes up half-glued to the ground because all his injuries bled and then closed up while he was unconscious* *he will not make it physically into a bed for another 72 hours after this*

batsutousai
partywithponies

Women can write m/m. Men can write f/f. Asexuals can write filthy smut. Lesbians and gay men can write m/f. It's all arbitrary anyway. Who give a shit.

partywithponies

"Oh but they don't have an experience of-" I don't have any experience committing or solving murders either but that's still mostly what I read and write about.

rmhashauthor

I've never banged an alien but here we are.

partywithponies

You've never banged an alien yet! There's always time!